Been with Shorty three years. This weekend she moving in. Gimme some do's and don'ts...

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- Let it be known from JUMP no one is cleaning up after each other. This ain't accusatory, but shyt gotta be said.

- Let it be known that you doing something you want to do by yourself isn't ignoring the other, just the you-time you put in for during the day. Hour on Xbox/PS4/whatever.

- If you watchin a show together, bytch beh-NOT jump ahead for ANY reason.

- shyt BETTER BE OFF THE PLATES/FROM IN THE CUPS/RUBBED FROM THE UTENSILS BEFORE shyt HIT THE SINK

- Now, hear me: ESTABLISH THE MAX TIME Y'ALL STAY AWAKE. Nothing worse than one going to bed, then the other strolling in at 3am and fukkin up someone else's sleep.

- If it hits the fridge, it's game unless you impose specifics about what your desires are. Putting a name on shyt don't mean shyt.

- Finally, stay in trial mode during the duration. Always acting like it can be over the safest way you can prolong this. I was with mine for 3 years before getting a kid, then married.

Good luck :salute:
 

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This is the start of the end of your relationship.

Won't be long till y'all getting on each other nerves, nagging.

You're going to be tired of having to manage her feelings full time, so you'll be trying to creatively sneak some "me" time any chance you get. She'll catch on, then start questioning if your feelings for her are genuine if you need time alone. Like every man, you'll sacrifice your inner happiness for peace by appeasing her.

If you're doing this for financial reasons, you'll be :sadcam: for the rest of your miserable life as your assets increase but can't do anything cause half of it, hers.
 
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Don't get on her nerves

You see what the brothas said so far and right now the lone woman in this thread gave you this lol

If you dont set guidlines from jump then that is going to be her place in the future and you arent even going to realize it...there is a reason why men want a "man cave" because the rest ofthe place is pretty much hers
 
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