Beginnings matter: Quote Your First Coli Post. :mjcry:

[2-Digit]

My first Coli post

Was a long-time lurker on this site. Looked at random stuff on the daily for about a month. The comedic gold some of y'all posted straight had me most of the time. Had to register after I read that story about ole boy smashing the chick with no legs and not leaving her in the tree.

Annnnd the first thread I attempted to start but fukked it up after my dumb azz couldn't figure out how link a video at first
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/no-shirt-no-shoes-fukk-yo-service-nsfw.286742/
That shyt got one-starred real quick for that. Learned my lesson brehs

 

[scarlxrd]

Coli Smileys used on other forums, followed the trail back.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

@CinnaSlim you found my first post...

That's what friends are for

 

[Canada Goose]

Popeyes.


@ KFC.

at my first post being about biscuits.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

My very first post.. it got 11 daps ...still remember how it brought back memories when I was typing it

Worked for a 'work today paid today' temp agency whose name I will not disclose.


But anyone familiar with these places knows that you get paid minimum wage to do the most brutal and/or demeaning of jobs. Well, one of these assignments had me working as a 'cleanup' guy at a construction site on a bridge within the city limits, dead in the middle of the summer



First we were 'up top' and our job was to dig 'sand' from around these huge posts that used to be a part of the former bridge, so that they could move them or something. Somehow they'd drained the water from that part of the const. site yet everything was still soaked, including the so-called 'sand', which turned out to actually be 60/40 wet sand/ground up ROCKS

Thanks to my lifestyle and activities my physical condition allowed me to persevere but it was BRUTAL..and the crackhead 40 something year old brother they sent with me couldn't shovel more then two scoops without resting, complaining, cramping, bawling


Then they moved us to the bottom, underneath the bridge to remove heavy debris and rubble with gloves on. Everything was cool until I almost pierced my foot with a nail sticking out of a board, bent down to retrieve said board, and saw a baby moccasin sitting there next to it, chilling


Of course I jumped out of my skin. Baby poisonous snakes are more dangerous than adult because they inject all of their venom vs having constraint like adult snakes and only injecting a small amount or even what's known as 'dry biting' when they know their target isn't a possible meal.


And as Im calling old-head over to witness this beautiful creature of death I almost met personally, I notice two more in a little puddle about 5 ft away. Just sitting still chilling.


It was crazy. I could only think to myself 'Im down here slaving in tropical-like heat, for minimum wage, for a temp agency, with no workman's comp, near some poisonous snakes..cant be my life right now'.


And there were plenty of them too.


We stood still and adjusted our eyes and scoured the grounds closely; after about 10 mins of looking we counted a total of 11 baby water moccasin snakes within a 15-20 ft radius of one another, smack dead in the middle of our 'work area'.



Afterwards we just continued to work(however very carefully), mind-blown that this is where they had us, in these conditions.

All told I made about 38 dollars that day after gas expenses


Sorry so long with the post, but I see some of these posts up here saying this job was hard and that job was hard etc etc..yall don't know the half. I could tell stories for days about some of the most demeaning and hard work assignments you'll ever hear.. good work experience though.

Added bonus

Spoiler: My first neg

Thanks @Poitier

These look like two 100% pure CLOWNS. And sound worse.
Which leads one to wonder, how in the living fukk does some clown ass alphabet rap ass bullshyt like this entertain an ADULT?
Especially since they're nothing but the typical coward fakkit wannabe 'thug' of these times?..they have all the trademarks, the slouched over stance, the whole looking 'weak and sick' thing that 'thugs' always have, pants sagging, can barely form a sentence, can barely talk without sounding like someone made a bowel movement in their mouths..
How does it happen, that, something like this gets heard and it stimulates the senses of ADULTS? Many who, they themselves would look at you and say "im a grown ass man bruh"
Smh sad times.

KyokushinKarateka 's post received the following reputation(s)

1. -10
   Given: Nov 1, 2013
   Poitier commented: (shutup)

 

[Big Boda]

I'll support G-Unit and any other artist that say "Enough is enough" with their music. Eric Garner & Mike Brown situation hit close to home im 6'6" 240. For a big black man in usa. It doesn't matter how nice you treat people or how articulate you speak...nikka you a threat! Gotta always prove you're a "safe black". This track is hard.