Might've met my first good cop tonight.
Had to walk up the street to meet someone real quick. Coming back down the alley toward my building and i hit the corner and see the boys. Cop starts shining his light on me and telling me to get up against the car. But it was just one cop. I'm like "are you detaining me? If so for what reason"
He says some shyt about the alley having a curfew. I got warrants anyway, and i had some shyt on me so i figured "might as well try" turned around and start dipping the way i came. Dropping shyt as i'm running. Ran around the building and tried to hide under a car. These fakkits brought about the canine unit. Once i heard the dogs i was like "ALRIGHT!" i'll come out.
I'm expecting the cop to fukk me up on site just cuz i ran from him right? Nah. Hes cool as shyt. No ass whooping, no kneeling on my head, he cuffs me up and sits me on the car. Runs my name and my warrant comes up. Hes like "alright man you seem like a pretty good dude, you live right here so i do feel kinda bad for hassling you, but the alley does have a curfew for non residents. I know why you ran but i'm not gonna book you for that we can just pretend it never happened, but i gotta take you in on the warrant mmk"
So i'm like "whatever breh, take me in"
He sits me in the car. Not even 5 minutes later guess who calls in? Dispatch. Guess whose probation got terminated even though i never saw my PO once? Mine. No more warrant. No charges. Fillibuster? Breh you free to go. Have a nice night.
Moral of the story is? Live illegal, skip probation, run when you see the cops, and everything will be just ORITE
Was so mad. Thought i was gonna have to spend 30 days in county.
Had to walk up the street to meet someone real quick. Coming back down the alley toward my building and i hit the corner and see the boys. Cop starts shining his light on me and telling me to get up against the car. But it was just one cop. I'm like "are you detaining me? If so for what reason"
He says some shyt about the alley having a curfew. I got warrants anyway, and i had some shyt on me so i figured "might as well try" turned around and start dipping the way i came. Dropping shyt as i'm running. Ran around the building and tried to hide under a car. These fakkits brought about the canine unit. Once i heard the dogs i was like "ALRIGHT!" i'll come out.
I'm expecting the cop to fukk me up on site just cuz i ran from him right? Nah. Hes cool as shyt. No ass whooping, no kneeling on my head, he cuffs me up and sits me on the car. Runs my name and my warrant comes up. Hes like "alright man you seem like a pretty good dude, you live right here so i do feel kinda bad for hassling you, but the alley does have a curfew for non residents. I know why you ran but i'm not gonna book you for that we can just pretend it never happened, but i gotta take you in on the warrant mmk"
So i'm like "whatever breh, take me in"
He sits me in the car. Not even 5 minutes later guess who calls in? Dispatch. Guess whose probation got terminated even though i never saw my PO once? Mine. No more warrant. No charges. Fillibuster? Breh you free to go. Have a nice night.
Moral of the story is? Live illegal, skip probation, run when you see the cops, and everything will be just ORITE
Was so mad. Thought i was gonna have to spend 30 days in county.
