Being forced to kiss old ladies as a child unappreciation thread.

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It did not matter whether you were at home and parents' friends were visiting, you were visiting them, or going to church, it always felt like some kind of national event with alarms going off everywhere, didn't it?

You could just be sitting and watching tv/walking down the street like normal, then noise starts up everywhere.



"Oh look it's your aunt that you haven't seen in years/ an old church friend from before you were born/I can't even hear who this is because I'm still in shock over the initial explosions... Why don't you give her a kiss?"

 

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[Theraflu]

Why are u upping ur flop threads

 

[concise]

Why are u upping ur flop threads

I like to up threads.
Today I'm upping mine.

 

[Illuminatos]

I used to hate when my female family members would give me kisses on my cheeks. I used to wipe it off.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

How else are you supposed to learn how to make out before you become a teen?

 

[Stress Welker]

We done celebrated Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and Valentine's Day since OP created this thread. Not a single reply since then, he comes around damn near March with a self pity bump.

 

[concise]

We done celebrated Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and Valentine's Day since OP created this thread. Not a single reply since then, he comes around damn near March with a self pity bump.

You logged in just to type this?

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

It's a bit unsanitary, especially when you consider; EVERYONE in your family kisses Grandma even your venereal female cousins, who copulated with venereal numbers of fellas.

Whoa, that was a mouth full--pause, brothers.

- Love (Not too much--hehe), Mike

 

[Slystallion]

man I used to hate that shyt and they would leave saliva on your cheek. The one cool time was when I was in first grade and the 8th grade girls used to grab me to have me sit on their table and they would kiss me ...its a damn shame i didn't realize how awesome that was back then

but the worst was my aunt's husbands fukking gay brother is drunk at a party picks me up and this fukking guy kisses me in the mouth my mom immediately grabs me and smacks the shyt out of that guy...I was just like what in the flying fukk I had no concept of what a gay person was I just knew something was not right at all with that...thankfully I never saw that dude ever again in my life