Being overconfident with a female and it backfiring...

[BlvdBrawler]

...unappreciation.

So I was listening to Pandora this morning, and one of the songs that my ex and I (from high-school) used to fukk to came on. So I got a little and said, "lemme try to hit this again".

So I Facebook her linking her to the song asking if she remembers when we used to "make love" to this back in high-school. Needless to say, she wasn't overcome with good memories of my dikk, cause I got an earful and blocked. Maybe I should not have tried this on a married chick whose heart I broke 17 years ago.

Share stories brehs.

 

[Why-Fi]

lmao what did she say

 

[BlvdBrawler]

lmao what did she say

I dunno breh something about TMI, respecting the sanctity of her marriage, something about her kids... etc. As soon as I saw that the response wasn't "ZOMG I WANNA GULP YOUR dikk RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWW!" all the words kinda looked like "blah blah blah" to me.

 

[Why-Fi]

wow...i never did it but ive been on the other end. my ex kept trying to get me to her house to "fix her computer" talking on some innuendo shyt. she thought she was challenging my manhood when she told me to ask my wife if i could help her. i told her my wife said no lol

 

[cleanface coney]

boosted too hard and she put it on a young nikka
lil chick had a nikka pulling out like hold on ma lemme get my shyt together
sex was good but man i aint gone lie she put it on a nikka
she knew how to fukk forreal like a pro

 

[BlvdBrawler]

wow...i never did it but ive been on the other end. my ex kept trying to get me to her house to "fix her computer". she thought she was challenging my manhood when she told me to ask my wife if i could help her. i told her my wife said no lol

In this case, chick lives in another state so it wouldn't be as easy as just driving down the street for some ass. I was really just kinda fishing to see where her head was at and if she might be down for a clandestine hookup in the future. Guess not.

 

[JasonSJackson]

I dunno breh.....

copy and paste that convo lol

 

[LeVraiPapi]

damn, my ex been hitting me up lately too. She heard I love my wife and I told her I would not be able to love anybody the way I love her lol

 

[BlvdBrawler]

copy and paste that convo lol

No can do breh I delete all facebook evidence before I have time to forget that it's in my outbox or deleted folder. That convo is gone.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

damn, my ex been hitting me up lately too. She heard I love my wife and I told her I would not be able to love anybody the way I love her lol

Hit it again breh! Do it for the coli!!!

 

[Binary]

The shutdown.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

The shutdown.

It was pure .

 

[Binary]

It was pure .

As long as you can laugh at yourself, you're good to go.

Honestly, I do the shutdown and I can see the guy shrivel up and die inside
I'm just really sarcastic so they take it the wrong way.

 

[Drew Wonder]

I was pretty good friends with an ex. She was still cool with my mom and my mom ended up getting her tickets to Fashion Week through her job. so my ex invites me to go with her. then she's like, "we should get a hotel together"

immediately I'm thinking but I decide to play it cool.

so we go. the first night we have dinner, everything's cool. we go back to the hotel room and I'm lying on the bed.

Her: What are you thinking about right now?
Me: I'm thinking we should have sex
Her:
Me: (on the outside) (but on the inside)

weekend was pretty damn awkward after that, there's a lot of tension, she ends up leaving the hotel room to stay with her homegirl. I go to a friend's b-day, get drunk, and up saying some shyt I def shouldn't have said to her and we get in a huge fight. in one of the texts she sent me she wrote, "You acted like a jerk this whole weekend, and I still can't believe you asked me that disgusting question"

it was then that I realized I was little brother status with her. needless to say we weren't friends after that

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I was pretty good friends with an ex. She was still cool with my mom and my mom ended up getting her tickets to Fashion Week through her job. so my ex invites me to go with her. then she's like, "we should get a hotel together"

immediately I'm thinking but I decide to play it cool.

so we go. the first night we have dinner, everything's cool. we go back to the hotel room and I'm lying on the bed.

Her: What are you thinking about right now?
Me: I'm thinking we should have sex
Her:
Me: (on the outside) (but on the inside)

weekend was pretty damn awkward after that, there's a lot of tension, she ends up leaving the hotel room to stay with a friend. I go to a friend's b-day, get drunk, and up saying some shyt I def shouldn't have said to her and we get in a huge fight. in one of the texts she sent me she wrote, "You acted like a jerk this whole weekend, and I still can't believe you asked me that disgusting question"

it was then that I realized I was little brother status with her. needless to say we weren't friends after that

Wtf was she thinking? Who the fukk recommends sharing a hotel with an ex, asking a man what's on his mind, and then gets offended when the answer is "sex".

Dumb bish. No way you couldn't go for that, man.