Being stalked by a crackhead neighbor

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She is somewhat a friend of the family as a next door neighbor, but also a full time crackhead. Like 60 YO.

I live on the top floor and my bathroom window faces her house.

I'm on the toilet and I hear her calling my name thru the window.

I check to see if I can see her (which would mean she can see me) but from what I could tell I wasn't visible to her.

I ignored it.

Suddenly the doorbell rang. Ignored that.

I actually snuck off the toilet and back to my room hunched down. Embarrassing.

About an hour later I was in my bedroom and I could hear her calling my name again.

Prolly wanted a cig but fukc that. If I respond to some shyt like that I will never be able to rest again.

Now every time I go to the bathroom I be creeping and shyt. Disgraceful
 

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You got popcorn ceiling? Break some of that off, but make it look right and shyt. Then give it to her for the low. She gon come back and complain. Tell her it was a bad batch. Repeat that step like 3-4 times and she won’t even bother you again.

To summarize, sell her some dummy rocks a few times and I bet she won’t bother you.
 
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