being to drunk/high to have sex unappreciation thread

[Gotright]

i know this dont only happen to me.sumtimes i be so drunk my dikk wont stay off for nothingor when i pop a bad xtc pill an my shyt wont get hardthe fuk up part is when u got to explain whats going wrong

 

[ryda518]

that happens to most nikkas

It wasn't the getting hard part that fukked me up I couldn't get off for shyt

It was like that chappelle skit with the hurry the fukk up clock

it went from "im lasting long" to "oh shyt I need to end this"

 

[Gotright]

that happens to most nikkas

It wasn't the getting hard part that fukked me up I couldn't get off for shyt

It was like that chappelle skit with the hurry the fukk up clock

it went from "im lasting long" to "oh shyt I need to end this"

that happens sumtime too.i was so tired n ready to end it i faked a nut

 

[1thouwow]

 

[Blacsmiff]

I'll be frontin, pretending I'm enjoying the ish outta her head skills, just to encourage her to keep going, but honestly I ain't feeling nothing. It's like I'm the camera man in a porn scene, I'm experiencing it from a third person view.

 

[acri1]

I've been a victim of whisky dikk more than I care to admit, especially back in college.

Learned my lesson.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

i flopped few times due to being drunk..

some powder will change that hahaha..

 

[Mowgli]

Theres never too drunk. May just need that head nod.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

there is tipsy and partial drunk..but full on drunk and messy, you are not fukkin but getting fukked..!

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

that was me last night both at the same time i faked it and shyt

 

[Ricky Church]

forreal. and then you gotta explain why ur hardware isn't running correctly.

like "bytch! don't judge me, you don't gotta get ready for shyt all you gotta do is layback cause I do all the work anyway, you don't even need to get wet, spit fixes that shyt right up. foh!"

 

[1980sCokeFlow]

I just blame them and kim...