Benefits of being tall gang, cons outweighs the pros it seems

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6'3 tall gang member checking in.

1. Shoe size. I wear a 13. Sometimes even 13.5. It can sometimes be hell finding shoes my size in store.

2. Comfortable pants, hell to find. I find the perfect length to be 34 but it's rare to find it. Most places stop at like 32.

3. Knees. It's a known fact most tall people suffer from knee degeneration faster than the shorter brethren.

4. Building muscle. When I pack on 5 lbs of muscle it doesn't look nearly as impressive as a smaller breh packing on 5 lbs. It's going to be much more dispersed on my frame. I'm strong but don't really look it in comparison.

5. Bathrooms. Bathrooms, you typically have to stoop low to wash your hands. When you gotta take a shot, the toilet seat is all low. This includes showers and shower heads. Too damn low. Just getting the stream blasted on my chest rather than having it rain on my head (:dame:)

6. Furniture. Furniture again not designed with tall people in mind. You gotta awkwardly stoop or rearrange yourself or be cramped up in typical furniture.

7. Cars. You gotta push the seat all the way back and even then it's still not far enough back. That then presents the problem of the steering wheel not telescoping far enough to a comfortable hold. This includes motorcycles. Most motorcycles are too small so you're really cramped up on it unless you get like a Harley.

8. Meat size (:dame:) Above average but it still looks questionable due to my tall frame.

I could go on but this is the daily fight tall brehs have to deal with. :mjcry:

I guess the good thing about being tall, being able to look and see over people's head in a crowd of people.

Pretty much anytime a woman asks you how tall you are or comments on your height, she's choosing so it's an easy indication of such. Women prefer taller men on average.

Other tall brehs speak on it. And besides women, short brehs (under 6 feet) speak on your struggles directly related to you being short.
 

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Cars definitely would be a problem

But if you tall you earn more in income because you're more likely to move up so you can buy a bigger newer car :manny:
 

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Ya'll also have heart and lung issues. More likely to have heart attacks and I know a few tall dude whose lungs just collapsed one day. Out of no where.

You have said enough. Now be on your way.

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You jealous little muddafugga.
 

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6'3 tall gang member checking in.

1. Shoe size. I wear a 13. Sometimes even 13.5. It can sometimes be hell finding shoes my size in store.

2. Comfortable pants, hell to find. I find the perfect length to be 34 but it's rare to find it. Most places stop at like 32.

3. Knees. It's a known fact most tall people suffer from knee degeneration faster than the shorter brethren.

4. Building muscle. When I pack on 5 lbs of muscle it doesn't look nearly as impressive as a smaller breh packing on 5 lbs. It's going to be much more dispersed on my frame. I'm strong but don't really look it in comparison.

5. Bathrooms. Bathrooms, you typically have to stoop low to wash your hands. When you gotta take a shot, the toilet seat is all low. This includes showers and shower heads. Too damn low. Just getting the stream blasted on my chest rather than having it rain on my head (:dame:)

6. Furniture. Furniture again not designed with tall people in mind. You gotta awkwardly stoop or rearrange yourself or be cramped up in typical furniture.

7. Cars. You gotta push the seat all the way back and even then it's still not far enough back. That then presents the problem of the steering wheel not telescoping far enough to a comfortable hold. This includes motorcycles. Most motorcycles are too small so you're really cramped up on it unless you get like a Harley.

8. Meat size (:dame:) Above average but it still looks questionable due to my tall frame.

I could go on but this is the daily fight tall brehs have to deal with. :mjcry:

I guess the good thing about being tall, being able to look and see over people's head in a crowd of people.

Pretty much anytime a woman asks you how tall you are or comments on your height, she's choosing so it's an easy indication of such. Women prefer taller men on average.

Other tall brehs speak on it. And besides women, short brehs (under 6 feet) speak on your struggles directly related to you being short.
All facts son. I'm 6'1, 32x34 pants be damn near impossible to find in the stores.

Gotta go hunting for that shyt foreal. I'm size 12.5-13 in shoes and that's facts too. I'm like, how yall don't have anything above a 12, if they do it's a random size like 14 or 17.

Long lanky arms and chicken legs look like I don't be trying. :mjcry:

Nobody can sit behind me in compact suv's or smaller.
Public bathrooms, the urinal be mad low, and the lil wall that separates them is low too. You can easily peak over it at the other person if you're into that kind of tingz :dame:
 
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