Best lines ever in diss songs

[FreshAIG]

Not whole verses, just like 1 or 2 liners that were just dope

"And as for Scott La Rock, you should be ashamed
When T La Rock said "It's Yours" he didn't mean his name" - Roxanne Shante

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[Esco]

Rip the Freeway, shoot through Memphis with Moneybags
Stop in Philly, order cheese steaks and eat Beans fast

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

"50 bodied you, I just laid the chalk down"

 

[How Sway?]

"You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

"We don't believe you, you need more people"

"Thats a one hot album every ten year average "

 

[FreshAIG]

"You like the bottle Caine dropped in Menace, 40 and broke" - Freeway

 

[vaudevillevillain]

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Leave it up to Hov, to X out Tommy Bunz

I could hear sweat tricklin down your cheek,
your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet

 

[vdfebduderocks]

i'm about a dollar, what the fukk is 50 cent

 

[Chris Cool]

go dig ya patna up nikka, bet he can't say shyt.

 

[No Hook]

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Leave it up to Hov, to X out Tommy Bunz

I could hear sweat tricklin down your cheek,
your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet

Don't go there

 

[vaudevillevillain]

Don't go there

 

[Tom Foolery]

"And Sen Dogg is so wack he ain't worth dissin'"

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

"And since you infatuated with saying that gay shyt, You was kissing my dikk, when you was kissing ya bytch"

 

[Ol’Otis]

On a permanent vacation, off the Massa plantation.
Heard you both got the same bank account,
Dumb nikka, what you thinkin' bout?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I'm sorry....

that whole second verse Master Ace did murdering Boogieman

[Verse 2]
Yeah I heard of the Boogiemann when I was a youth, scary
And I found out that he was as fake as a tooth-fairy
Since my last mission this nikka's been ass-kissing
I took a minute, I gave your single a fast listen
Tell me this, with no pot to piss in, how you dissing
Your group homes are about to be reporting you missing
And I don't know what was worse, the track or the verse
I'mma get to your producer, but I'm smacking you first
See I couldn't even find one nikka that heard of you
I did find a few cats that wanted to murder you
But I told 'em chill, I let 'em know you was my son
And I promise I can pay support til' you twenty-one
Consider me the clothes on your back and a warm meal
Who knows, this might just get you a deal
And the day that your album go on sale for the first hour
Just remember like Nas nikka, I Gave You Power
I figured I give ya some help, cause you need lots
I make your producer change his name to Speed Nottz
Tell him I say fukk him for doing the tracks
Matter of fact, fukk Fat Beats, for doing the wax
I'mma diss you via e-mail and then through a fax
I'mma diss you by two-way, I ain't gon' never relax
I'mma diss you over fast, slow track or no track
If your shyt wasn't so whack, I dissed you to your track
You that little fish that I catch and I throw back
And by the way, give 50 Cent his flow back
You that cat in the club that get hit with a bottle
fukking with me, you better off trying to hit lotto
And don't answer back, this is hard shyt to follow
And you can't spit nikka, so you obviously must swallow
Motherfukker

Martha

 

[No Hook]

"He's a rapping prostitute he jump dikk to dikk"
Jeezy

"Youz a faq ya next rhyme should be on a Sisqo beat"
Jadakiss

"Pray the Lord take my breath before I be like this monkey nikka"
Freddie Gibbs

"I squeeze the burner in ya face til it turn into tar"
Styles P

"Blow you to pieces leave you covered in feces with one the thesis"
LL Cool J

"You getting bodied by a singing nikka"
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