Best Lines you used on a woman...

[Silver Surfer]

I be experimenting these days with different shyt...ran up on a girl and her kid in the department store like :

"I dont mean to bother you , but you are extremely attractive, could you help me choose a shirt?"

"Oh I like this one"

 

[A.V.]

"Ma can you loan me some p*ssy until I see better times?"

 

[backbreaker65]

Delete

 

[Dank Hill]

Real talk no bs, the easiest way to get in with a chick is to tell her that her shoes are cute.

 

[cleanface coney]

how much?




sike naw i told this one chick i was from alaska lol
i never got to hit though i lost my phone but this bytch was in awe of how an alaska nikka knew so much about detroit
lol some hoes is dumb

 

[Fckumeen]

You turn my software into hardware!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name]

I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.