best punchline mc ever

[pointproven214]

to me ras kass and big l were the best ever at this


All you PH Ballers and Dirty Mack's need to KG
I'd rather be a dope MC than a broke OG - ras kass


Cause jealousy gets you burned like bad perms - ras kass

In the game of Monopoly, if you don't pass go then go di-rectly to jail - ras kass

I like bytches with dimples and nipples the size of silver dollars - ras kass


And nowadays fools don't know how to act
Cause we all wanna be Tony Montana - ras kass

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Jadakiss

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Crooked i

 

[pointproven214]

[Verse 4: Joe Budden]
I flow sickly, riding, bumping old Biggie
Roll with me or lose weight, Nicole Richie
fukk plat, if I don't reach diamond fame
I treat a nikka's face like the old Simon game
Figured out why men try us
Cause we OD on rims and thin tires, for that we Len Bias
All it takes is a punch
He ain't brave, he a punk
I'll put his family in boxes, meet the Brady Bunch
How y'all feel yourselves
Should kill yourselves, us Cowboys don't need you, you Bill Parcells
And you ain't got to empty your pockets when the K's out
Whatever you holding is mine, we my PayPal
See I don't get how this guy is a threat
I make his life inept for a pie to the neck
Ride or die, I do both nikka, ride to the death
I a cappella the whole left side of his chest
Not retiring, still got that pension pending
Trying to pop the hood and see the engine missing
Double barreled shotgun, have your men get missing
She got pretty brown eyes and she in mint condition
Oh the cig in the car, you diss en moi
Take the ratchet go home and just Chris Benoit
Tell a bird like it is, you promise the broad
I one line her, you Isiah Thomas the broad
I could send a clique cartridge at a nemesis target
And catch a ROR on some Jena 6 charges
Naw, I'll put this thing away
I don't even need a whole hairdo to clip em, all it take is one finger wave
Been in the bing for days, show you how I'm real
Come home to the truck with the Optimus Prime grill
Handed out crack, got the scene poppin off
They not sleepin on 'em, the fiends is nodding off
All real, tell me how you a thug and you Superman
I just seen you in the club doing the Superman
A bunch of clowns homes
All I need in this world is the pound chrome, Huxtable brown stone
Major paper, cake by the layers
If these dudes is live, I'm the Create-A-Player
They callin 'em Kings when they so so hot
Something's wrong with that picture, must be Photoshop
I don't promote violence, but when sparkin the flame, blame
Arms start waving like the Carlton Banks dance
When them tools go pop, it move whole blocks
Come around with your dog and get Kujo shot
These MC's is lame, I try to be a MC with brains
These nikkas is MC Brains
Being nice, rappers is far from being nice
I'm on the rooftop recording, nikkas is being sniped
It's like


joe budden got some sick punchlines as well.

 

[Sound (∀√a) Maths]

Although they're not "punchline" emcee's, Ras Kass and Vakill have the best punchlines.

 

[ignorethis]

Although they're not "punchline" emcee's, Ras Kass and Vakill have the best punchlines.

yea Vakill not being an option in the poll is kinda bullshyt

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

no Jadakiss, who fathered that bar bar bar punchline shyt. No Fabolous, No Joe Budden. cmon man.

 

[nahnah]

Rass

 

[pointproven214]

Although they're not "punchline" emcee's, Ras Kass and Vakill have the best punchlines.

i mean they good at other things but they basically known for they cleverness

 

[pointproven214]

and for those that don't know what a punchline is check this out

 

[Goatpoacher]

Not Celph Titled

"We make headlines, like corduroy pillows"

 

[Goatpoacher]

Also, Ras Kass wins for this alone:

"Ras Kassiano, slang X in Arizona to frame Sammy Gravano, while you coming out the closet, we hang with godfathers, come and snatch you out the crib like Elian Gonzales"


Goddamn

 

[H.I.M.]

K-Rino of course

 

[General Mills]

Early Jr Writer was a punchline monster.

 

[pointproven214]

no Jadakiss, who fathered that bar bar bar punchline shyt. No Fabolous, No Joe Budden. cmon man.

jadakiss did not father that bar for bar bar punchline sh1t fukk out of here if anything big daddy kane and lord finesse started that. and fabolous nikka please.