Whats the best way to break up with a female? Especially after yall were in a long term relationship?
How do you keep the door open for later?
How do you keep the door open for later?
Best way to break up with a girl?
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onelastdeath
Banned
1.Don't do it in your house/apartment
2.Make sure she doesn't have keys to your place
3. Call her on the phone or meet up in a public place(she is less likely to act crazy in public, if she is a black woman disregard this advice because a black woman would go crazy anywhere anytime anyhow
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You can thank me later
2.Make sure she doesn't have keys to your place
3. Call her on the phone or meet up in a public place(she is less likely to act crazy in public, if she is a black woman disregard this advice because a black woman would go crazy anywhere anytime anyhow
)You can thank me later
Whats the best way to break up with a female? Especially after yall were in a long term relationship?
How do you keep the door open for later?
You don't leave the door open.
Lets be honest, you are straight p*ssy breh, straight feminine douche in the morning that smells of fresh salmon p*ssy
Seriously, you break up to break up not take a break and come back later when no one wants to deal with your sensitive fukk boy ass
I hope she keeps cheating on you
Seriously, you break up to break up not take a break and come back later when no one wants to deal with your sensitive fukk boy ass
I hope she keeps cheating on you
just text her and say I dont want you no more, its not that hard
Lets be honest, you are straight p*ssy breh, straight feminine douche in the morning that smells of fresh salmon p*ssy
Seriously, you break up to break up not take a break and come back later when no one wants to deal with your sensitive fukk boy ass
I hope she keeps cheating on you
More complicated than that. But let me guess ur a mid 30 50k making keyboard warrior. Your opinion doesnt matter I have already passed you in life.
Bone Bender
Superstar
Tell your girl youre going out of town for the weekend for a business function and wont be back till Monday evening. Tell her to have fun on the weekend for the both of you. Secretly pay some dude that has the face/body that your girl likes to seduce her at the club and to take her back to your place. Get confirmation via text from the guy that he fukked your girl. Walk in on your girl and the dude early Sunday morning in bed together. Hopefully theyll be fukking. Pretend to lose your shyt. Kick the dude out and go off on your girl about how youd never hurt like that, and how could she do you like that etc...Watch her cry and say Im sorry. Say its too late, and kick her out. Theres the break up with her being the bad guy and you being the saint.
If shes not a whore and you know she wouldnt cheat on you, then get yourself some GHB to give to the guy to lace her drink. When shes kind of out of it, tell the guy to pretend to get her a cab and secretly drive her back to your place. Get her naked and put her in your bed. When morning comes, have the guy get naked as well and lie next to her. Pretend to come home a day earlier like in the first scenario. Walk in on them in bed. Blow up. Scream at them to wake up. When they do kick the guy out and berate her for cheating on you. When she says she doesnt remember anything, say that being drunk isnt an excuse. Kick her out. There. Youve broken up and you come out looking like the good guy and she a cheating loser.
If shes not a whore and you know she wouldnt cheat on you, then get yourself some GHB to give to the guy to lace her drink. When shes kind of out of it, tell the guy to pretend to get her a cab and secretly drive her back to your place. Get her naked and put her in your bed. When morning comes, have the guy get naked as well and lie next to her. Pretend to come home a day earlier like in the first scenario. Walk in on them in bed. Blow up. Scream at them to wake up. When they do kick the guy out and berate her for cheating on you. When she says she doesnt remember anything, say that being drunk isnt an excuse. Kick her out. There. Youve broken up and you come out looking like the good guy and she a cheating loser.
You fukking wish
and nowhere you are closing to passing me but keep telling yourself that to make yourself feel better though
If its complicated enlighten us, if not keep looking like a fukking prick p*ssy
baracka zulu
I don't pop molly, but I'll fuk Rob Ford (nh)
Barbershop quartet 
fukk her male friend or relative.
no.
girls just wanna have funds
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
May be the most demonic post I'd read all year
