Best way to holla at a girl at a store u frequent
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If she turns you down, have her reprimanded or even fired for bad customer service.
Dog Based Gremlin
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wait outside in the parking lot and beat the shyt out of her
I wanna make love to her not savagely rape her
you could just ask her out... but im telling you from experience i worked in retail and in a bar for like 8 years total... girls will turn on the flirt and overtly nice shet like its nothing dont fall for it... ive seen mad dudes try and get girls digits and get shut down politely and clowned hard behind there backs
You could always ask the store employees "where's the tampons?"for no reason and leave her thinking "who's this sweet sensitive man
"
I'm bullshyttin but tampons do seem to be a good convo starter with women in stores
....but u not gon catch me volunteering to buy tampons every month.
I suggest just tellin her how good she look and some small talk but leave it that....if she want u to take it further shell let u know or maybe at least remember u and be happy to see u next time u come in...u probaly should just go for it and come at her with an approach you don't have a reason to be ashamed of...its only akward for me when I come at females with sum insincere shyt like "Hi my name is NotSoft and I think your so beatiful and wondered if we could exchange numbers and get to know each other"
And then get rejected,not that that's a bad approach for everybody,but for me that's fake cuz I don't talk to females like that and wuz on sum bullshyt and wuznt myself for whatever reason at that time...those are the rejections that I feel akward around a woman afterwards..
" I'm bullshyttin but tampons do seem to be a good convo starter with women in stores....but u not gon catch me volunteering to buy tampons every month.I suggest just tellin her how good she look and some small talk but leave it that....if she want u to take it further shell let u know or maybe at least remember u and be happy to see u next time u come in...u probaly should just go for it and come at her with an approach you don't have a reason to be ashamed of...its only akward for me when I come at females with sum insincere shyt like "Hi my name is NotSoft and I think your so beatiful and wondered if we could exchange numbers and get to know each other"
And then get rejected,not that that's a bad approach for everybody,but for me that's fake cuz I don't talk to females like that and wuz on sum bullshyt and wuznt myself for whatever reason at that time...those are the rejections that I feel akward around a woman afterwards..
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
throw 2-3 hundred bucks down and lease a porsche for a month
drive up the store, but dont park it, just pull up to the front
walk up to the girl
tell her you started a company and mark cuban is financing you
say you can roll with me and live the life or stay here and work
if u dont fukk after that u aint shyt
drive up the store, but dont park it, just pull up to the front
walk up to the girl
tell her you started a company and mark cuban is financing you
say you can roll with me and live the life or stay here and work
if u dont fukk after that u aint shyt
throw 2-3 hundred bucks down and lease a porsche for a month
drive up the store, but dont park it, just pull up to the front
walk up to the girl
tell her you started a company and mark cuban is financing you
say you can roll with me and live the life or stay here and work
if u dont fukk after that u aint shyt
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Tell her you have aids and your dikk has warts
Here is some advice: whats one thing bout her that stands out too you thats not ASS & t*ts.
then use that as the key of the approach but always start off with hi or hello my name is
then say why u came over
then you could do what i did
or
you could just flat out say i would love to take you out some time to get to know you better
She rejects you HER fukkING LOST NOT YOURS and ON TO THE NEXT ONE
this is what i did once:
I saw a female at Walmart that i thought was on point
And we made brief eye contact which is all i need
I went over to her made good eye contact smiled and walked over with CONFIDENCE and this is how it went:
Me: Excuse me miss
her: Yes
Me: Hi my name is (MY REAL NAME) and i just wanted to come over and say that i noticed you have a beautiful smile that caught my eye and wanted too compliment you on it.
Her: (blushing) Why thank you
Me: no problem but before I go i wanted to also say here is my number for you
If you call then thats great cuz i want to know more behind that smile and the lady who that smile is apart of
If you dont call thats fine also and i will just say it right now take care of yourself and dont let that smile go to waste
See ya
Her: wait whats a good time to call cuz im free tonight
Me:
anytime
This might not work for you but nearly every time I've went to the store and unintentionally did this, Ive got asked this by the girl. Make sure you come in late at night, so its not alot of people, so if you do end up talkin with her, its not some angry nikka behind you. But, I would pick up a few items, along with 2 packs of condoms and go to her line....its a ice breaker.
If she thinks you're cute, especially if she's a hood booger (hood boogers will always ask this, always, and I doubt you're searchin for classy bytches at RiteAid
) she should say something along the lines of "what you need these for"? 
Brush it off like
Make small talk with her. Next time, you'll be a familiar face & not some idiot customer. When she says Hi next time, and she will, its on you charm her. If she asks about last time, say "she just a friend" nearly every broad will reply with somethin along the lines of: "hhhhhhhmmmmmmm, sure". If you have any semblance of game, it's pretty much impossible to fukk up at that point
Or you could just step to her straight up but, I dont know how you look tho b. You could be an ugly, fat motherfukka which would render this post useless.
If she thinks you're cute, especially if she's a hood booger (hood boogers will always ask this, always, and I doubt you're searchin for classy bytches at RiteAid
) she should say something along the lines of "what you need these for"? Brush it off like
Make small talk with her. Next time, you'll be a familiar face & not some idiot customer. When she says Hi next time, and she will, its on you charm her. If she asks about last time, say "she just a friend" nearly every broad will reply with somethin along the lines of: "hhhhhhhmmmmmmm, sure". If you have any semblance of game, it's pretty much impossible to fukk up at that point Or you could just step to her straight up but, I dont know how you look tho b. You could be an ugly, fat motherfukka which would render this post useless.
