Best Way to Turn Down P*ssy

[old_timer]

nikka what the fukk is this

How do you even continue with the story after this

Some cat lady turned you into Harvey Dent and you in here warning us about the dangers of impoliteness

she didn't disfigure me or anything
i was sitting a table when i saw her power-walking towards me with this beaker
the look on her face was demonic
so i got my hands up and was backing away as she splashed me
chromic acid- used for cleaning volumetric flasks
it mostly got my shirt and then part of my leg

and i was trying to be helpful to op
i reckon it's time for me to give up on trying to make helpful posts
just type up dusty anecdotes instead

 

[Killer Instinct]

Meh, I'll usually just change the subject and steer the conversation in a different direction.
If she presses on, I'll be blunt. Most get the hint before it comes to that.

 

[EndDomination]

Chicks get offended as hell when we turn it down but when they do its ok

Never had a girl get offended when I've rejected her before.

 

[Pdiddy]

Never had a girl get offended when I've rejected her before.

Your time is coming buddy--

 

[Drip Bayless]

Since when did ACID become so easily available???

Surprisingly the shyt is pretty easy to get
Lowe's, auto shops, you can even make sulfuric acid at the crib.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Tell her you got a boxing match in 2 weeks and can't have sex

 

[illadope]

Man I had to shut this girl down tonight matter of fact. Some white stalker chick that added me on every social medium possible then actually showed up. Snapchattin me saying shyt like oh id fukk the shyt outta you bla bla bla. I aint trying to get AIDS nope!

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Cute face, but body was=

How?

p*ssy might be a1, you don't have to tell anyone breh

 

[Turbulent]

she didn't disfigure me or anything
i was sitting a table when i saw her power-walking towards me with this beaker
the look on her face was demonic
so i got my hands up and was backing away as she splashed me
chromic acid- used for cleaning volumetric flasks
it mostly got my shirt and then part of my leg

and i was trying to be helpful to op
i reckon it's time for me to give up on trying to make helpful posts
just type up dusty anecdotes instead

did you beat her ass?

 

[AgentGrey]

I just ignore my girl sometimes, if she does something to piss me off then I'll just act sleep when she start nudging and rubbing on me.
I struggle not to laugh when she starts muttering under her breath all pissed off lol

 

[Jahmal]

Tell her you have hiv.

That doesnt work

 

[Pdiddy]

How?

p*ssy might be a1, you don't have to tell anyone breh

Doesn't turn me on