Best ways to turn down people's nasty food

[Rhapscallion Démone]

My go to lines are

"Oh thanks baby but I already had some when you was in the bathroom. It was sooooo good omg"

"I'm already full bruh bruh, my eyes were bigger than my stomach"

"It looked so good sitting there auntie I just didn't want to mess it up"

"I think im allergic to that but it looks amazing tho"

"I'm fasting, yeah Jesus told me to until tomorrow. You can't argue with the lord you know?"

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I just tell em im not in the mood. fukk all that

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I just tell em im not in the mood. fukk all that

The direct approach

 

[Bumblebreh]

The direct approach

I have had an upset stomach and my doctor told me to cut down on eating

 

[Capitol]

"I'm good"

Its that simple

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I have had an upset stomach and my doctor told me to cut down on eating

Lol what if you got the one petty relative that has made there sole purpose to monitor how much you eat afterwards?

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

"I'm fasting, yeah Jesus told me to until tomorrow. You can't argue with the lord you know?"

I always knew you were messy

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"I'm good"

Its that simple

You: I'm good

Your auntie: No you not good until you tasted my collards

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I always knew you were messy

You can't argue with @Jesus H. Christ

 

[Darealtwo1]

No thank you.

Was this thread worthy. This should be common sense by now. Not even for food but life in general.

 

[klientel]

You know I’m on <insert random diet> but I would have tore it up if I wasn’t

Yesterday I used keto a lot

 

[get these nets]

My go to lines are
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No, Wonder Mike did that.
So hopefully you don't have to go through that

have you ever went over an friend's house Thanksgiving dinner to eat and the food just ain't no good?

cued

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

No thank you.

This will get you cut quicker than the turkey in some families

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

No, Wonder Mike did that.
So hopefully you don't have to go through that

have you ever went over an friend's house Thanksgiving dinner to eat and the food just ain't no good?

cued

Lmao

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

This will get you cut quicker than the turkey in some families

That's when you cuss they ass clean out so there's no ambiguity.