Bicyclist kicks attacking 500-pound brown bear as it mauls him, Alaska cops say

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So you're saying he got in open guard, threw up kicks and the bet said that's enough, sheeeeit.

And left?

Sounds insane to the uninitiated but this is what humans are capable of when they have courage and are influenced by Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

He couldn't pass the open guard, a two-on-one leg wrap or bull pass would have done him in...
 

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He couldn't pass the open guard, a two-on-one leg wrap or bull pass would have done him in...
Bear was fighting the last defense and said mmmmm, I'll pass, but Left.

Bear lucky he wasnt out there with me. Woulda had on the Jordan .357's.
 
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Had a strap but didnt use it?
enjoy that limp josh.
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Why did he get off his bike. I would have sped off and blindly fired shots behind me (since it says he had a gun).
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This… I’m not sure what dude was trying to accomplish. You get off your bike and scream at a bear for what? Shyt makes no sense
 

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This… I’m not sure what dude was trying to accomplish. You get off your bike and scream at a bear for what? Shyt makes no sense
Think you're actually supposed to stand your ground against an attacking bear. Running will only make it chase you down. Most bears aren't hostile towards humans but if they do start charging you pretty much gotta stand your ground and try to make it fall back. Even if he rode away it wouldn't have mattered. Bears can run 35 mph.
 

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This… I’m not sure what dude was trying to accomplish. You get off your bike and scream at a bear for what? Shyt makes no sense
Running immediately ensures your prey..

It makes senses..you run it's gonna catch you anyway.

It's an animal..all it's knows is you run then you must be food...because in the animal world only prey run. Predators and the alphas of the animal world fight..even the p*ssy predators fight for a little before they tap out.
 

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“The bear made contact and bit the victim’s lower right leg, just below his knee,” Alaska State Troopers said in a news release.


Victim?
He ran after the bear, he ain’t no victim
 

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Why did he get off his bike. I would have sped off and blindly fired shots behind me (since it says he had a gun).
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if he wasn't in motion when he spotted that bear, that bear could have closed the distance of 30ft between them very quickly.



 
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So you're saying he got in open guard, threw up kicks and the bear said that's enough, sheeeeit.

And left?

Sounds insane to the uninitiated but this is what humans are capable of when they have courage and are influenced by Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
:mjlol:
 
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