Big Boi Announces Washing Machine That Plays “So Fresh, So Clean”

[Uncle Baby Billy]

https://www.stereogum.com/2320388/big-boi-announces-washing-machine-that-plays-so-fresh-so-clean/news/

I mean… sure. Why not? Via Instagram, appliance manufacturer Whirlpool is giving away a limited edition Front Load Washer (capitalization theirs) that plays Outkast’s Stankonia hit “So Fresh, So Clean.” Get it? Ha ha. Big Boi, the far thirstier and more brand-friendly half of Outkast, is on board to promote this initiative, which is designed to showcase Whirlpool’s FreshFlow™ Vent System (capitalization again theirs).

Here is a noteworthy paragraph from the press release:

“We knew with a washer this fresh, it warranted the freshest collab,” explained Morgan LaLonde, Whirlpool Senior Brand Manager. “And nobody knows how to keep things fresh better than Big Boi.”

You said it, Morgan! And here’s the requisite Big Boi press release statement:

“When Whirlpool showed me this washer and said they could put the track in the machine, I was all in,” said Big Boi. “Now your laundry looks fresh, smells fresh, and even sounds fresh.”

The contest began three days ago, but don’t worry, it will continue until Sept. 23. To win the limited-edition washer and dryer pair, including free installation, you must follow @WhirlpoolUSA, like Whirlpool and Big Boi’s post about the sweepstakes, and comment #whirlpoolsofresh on it. Tagging a friend in the comments will get you an additional entry. This seems like a relatively low-effort, low-shame way to debase yourself for a free washer and dryer.

 

[the cac mamba]

feel like this would be after 3 or 4 washes

you'll be trying to figure out how to shut it the fukk up

 

[Diddly Drogba]

It looks like a cassette tape

 

[UpAndComing]

So a Launy Machine with a bluetooth speaker

Oh wow....

 

[Oatmeal]

I thought this thread was gonna be about when you overload the washing machine and it makes that beat while it's running.

 

[skokiaan]

add spinning rims, tv and a fish pond with a mini shark

 

[StretfordRed]

If you own any Korean appliances, you’ll already k know how annoyingly long those end of cycle jingles get

 

[RageKage]

That's fukking awesome

 

[IAMDetroit]

Big Boi, the far thirstier and more brand-friendly half of Outkast

 

[King_Kamala61]

I mean can I upload my playlist to it?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

It looks like a cassette tape

More like two 15s or a boom box.

 

[Pazzy]

Stankonia air freshener coming soon for that ass taking care of hygiene will never go out of style. Washing clothes counts. Kill that bacteria

 

[High Art]

A funny thing, my family in general love this song, with me being the only one who hates it. An interesting dynamic occurs whenever that song comes on.

 

[feelosofer]

It would be doper if it had a built in Bluetooth speaker to play your own music. I love So Fresh So Clean but I feel like that could wear on you after a while.

 

[Motife43]

Me in the mirror after I finish laundry