Big Ghost Presents: The 6th Annual 10 Softest nikkas In The Game (:mjlol:)

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Ayo whattup… Its ya boy Big Ghost aka the new Russell Simmons aka Acrobatic Chromosomes aka the legendary Phantom Raviolis aka Thor Molecules aka Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter aka Galaxy Knuckles the great aka the mighty Hands of Zeus n all that good sh*t. Welcome back to the realms of flyness known as the Cappuccino Lounge. Allow yaself to caress the luxurious fur sofas n velvet walls of these paragraphs n enjoy the parables nahmean. Some yall been waitin on this sh*t for a minute n I apologize for all that. Word yo…its that time of year where we give credit where its due n honor the softest muthafu*kas in this here game. Aint no clear definition for what makes a nikka soft b…but the best one I can give yall is its usually got to do wit some corny muthafu*kas steppin way the fu*k out they lane doin this that n the third to try to prove they NOT some hoe ass dandelion blowers n achievin the opposite effect in the process namsayin. Its some lambs in wolves clothing type sh*t. So we not here to talk bout will.i.am corny ass or Bruno Mars or Flo Rida… Them cats do what they do n stay in they lanes. That sh*t dont necessarily affect nobody really. Some yall be cryin foul cuz Macklemore won the Grammy that Kendrick shoulda won n he did it by makin songs bout homosexual lovin n shoppin at thrift stores n whatever (AND BY NOT BEIN BLACK)…yet nobody really tryna light his ass up or throw him on a list like this. Fam…in this hip hop sh*t…what duke was sayin was like jumpin in front of some bullets usin a tablespoon as a shield. Homie said YO WE SHOULD LET GAY FOLK GET MARRIED N YO BTW I COPPED THIS FUR AT GOOD WILL…NOW IMMA DO A SONG BOUT WHITE WALLS ON MY WHIP. Call that sh*t calculated or foul or whatever….call the Grammy voters some clowns for favoring white artists…but dont tell me dude soft. Not gon say I agree wit his beliefs or not cuz thats a whole different convo but you gotta be brave as fu*k to be on that sh*t yo. nikka YOU WANT MEN TO MARRY MEN AAAAAAAAND YOU ROCKIN SECOND HAND GEAR???!! YO YOU BRAVE AS fu*k FOR A RAPPER B. That nikka Flo Rida be makin some the most wack ass songs on the planet but 1) dude look like he be dead liftin volkswagens n 2) he dont go from makin his hoe ass dance songs to bein on some YO IMMA BUST nikkaS IN THEY HEADS IF THEY COME AT ME WRONG type sh*t. He jus stay on some Barney the purple dinosaur sh*t n be makin songs for drunk people wit bad taste in music n low standards in life nahmean. So thats some outlines for yall so you dont gotta get confused n wonder why Justin Timberlake suit n tie ass not on this bi*ch but such n such nikka is. Thats actually a perfect example of what Im sayin tho bruh… The grown man JT who stays makin his little grown man records n dabbles in that blue eyed soul sh*t jus doin his thing n gettin his paper bruh. That lame ass cornrow rockin fu*kboy from the early 2000s who use to go outta his way to nikkafy his whole corny boy band image never ever got a pass…yanno? If he was still that dude he woulda been top 5 on this sh*t. Anyways yall get the point n if you dont who the fu*k cares… Its my list. If yall dont agree you can keep it movin. Go scroll thru 100 slides on a Complex list or some sh*t. So without further ado lets go down the list of this years honorees n whatever…

10. Mike Will Made It – Not gon lie b…I fu*ks wit some Mike Will Made It produced sh*t here n there…but you wanna talk one-dimensional corny ass lame dudes that stay hypin up some wack ass culture vultures n opened the floodgates for the Katy Perrys n the Biebers to get on some c00n sh*t its some muthafu*kas like Mike Will Made It who do that sh*t yo. But what more you gon expect from somebody who actually be enjoyin puttin whatever his equivalent of a dikk is anywhere near Miley’s lobster claw lookin ass. Standards on a negative HUNDRED…THOUSAND… TRILLION my nikka. If all it took to have this house nikka ever so whipped was a 86 lb snowthot who looks like Justin Bieber’s long lost twin brother how you gon expect this trick to stand tall when the revolution come? Get this shuckin n jivin ass deformed Bun B lookin muthafu*ka outtahere bruh.

9. Lupe Fiasco – Nothin against the homie Wasalu but he need to get his mind right yo. Son is on some wild insecure sh*t…actin like he done read every book ever written n be like a 87th degree black belt in over 14 different martial arts forms… Like he wasnt at the local YMCA takin Kung Fu classes like some regular nikkas be doin. nikka you wasnt sparrin wit stunt doubles from old Run Run Shaw movies durin ya childhood n pullin rickshaws in Shanghai n gettin paid in wontons…sleepin on hot dim sum baskets n steel chopsticks to learn how to ignore pain n whatever. You wasnt wrestlin komodo dragons n catchin scorpions wit ya teeth…or some sh*t that goes beyond what regular nikkas learn at they little Karate dojos. Like FOR EXAMPLE I personally been conditioned to ignore the signals from my brain that that tell my body that a sword done pierced thru my flesh n sh*t like that nahmean. You aint on that level bruh bruh. If you was then how come when it come to sh*t that really matters…like not comin across like a fu*kboy on social media sites you jus cannot do that sh*t yo? M’man Lu be doin sucker sh*t all damn day b… Homie be like the kid at the playground that breathes thru his mouth n always be outta breath n brings all his toys out to make friends n then get mad n take all his toys home n cry a bucket of tears into his pillow n then draw pictures of all the muthafu*kas he gon slay wit his lightsaber someday. Dont get me wong yo…son can rap but he be actin like a bird…lockin his twitter n sh*t like that. The nikka also be dressin like a combination of Ellen n Morpheus yo. Anytime he out in public he be lookin like he jus got outta a long term relationship wit Erykah Badu. Except he aint did that. Stop all foolishness son.

8. Hopsin – This corny nikka gets a lifetime pass for INFINITE fu*kouttaheres bruh.

7. Roscoe Dash – This nikka so weak n delicate that a slight breeze from somebody walkin by him could knock him over yo…. nikka lighter than a Japanese paper lantern or some sh*t. You could probably poke a hole thru him witta rolled up newspaper b. Ionno what it is but anytime I see this nikka face I jus be feelin violent namsayin. I wanna smack him so hard that Sierra Mist gon shoot out his ass n spiral the nikka body n make him cartwheel for like 5 or 6 city blocks…lookin like those colorful water sprinklers little white kids be jumpin thru on they lawns in commercials n sh*t. I still aint never allowed my ears to be tortured by any more Roscoe songs or verses ever again after the All The Way Turnt Up sh*t but jus knowin this nikka still allowed to make music is enough reason for me to be feelin some type of way n say enough is enough yo…

 

[Yoda]

some of this was funny.

 

[LevelUp]

6. Kid Ink – Only thing worse than actually being a degenerate like Chris Brown or Tyga is being a hybrid of some degenerates like Chris Brown n Tyga. Ionno who started this trend of skinny ass cats gettin as many tattoos as they possibly can n coverin every single inch of they fu*kboy bodies wit ink before they 18th birthdays but that sh*t done run its course b. Second of all if you gon be that frontin ass sucker that gets they whole torso inked up wit all types of sh*t that dont mean one muthafu*kin thing to you jus so you can feel like you really some type of belligerent muthafu*ka after that….have the decency to not call yaself “Kid Ink” doggie. Like you jus gon ride that gimmick n act like you really the ONLY tatted up little nikka weighin 78 lbs runnin round out chea… OH THE SKINNY LITTLE MARMOT LOOKIN ASS nikka WIT THE TATS? OH THATS THAT nikka KID INK. HE THE ONLY nikka RUNNIN ROUND LOOKIN LIKE SOMEBODY HAD MADE A HUMAN BEING OUTTA SOME CHICKEN BONES N CHRIS BROWN’S HEAD. How the fu*k yall take this slightly less trash Tyga replica seriously yo? Son…you a knockoff version of one the wackest if not THEE wackest muthafu*ka that ever inhaled oxygen on this planet. How that sound? To make sh*t even more corny you also look like a underdeveloped version of the poster child for domestic abuse/human highlight reel for grown man tantrums n Drake’s former arch nemesis hisself. Sons monkey ass looks like how Breezy would look if he was left out in the rain overnight n somebody used a blow dryer to dry him off n the nikka shrunk by 20% or some sh*t. Never mind the fact that every single this 4:5 scale Breezy replica puts out sounds like he aimin directly for the heart of some 14 yr old future stripper. fu*kouttahere wit all that beige nikka sh*t b.

5. Wiz Khalifa – Where do you really start wit this nikka yo? The list is so vast n endless that he probably gon commit at least 100 fu*kboyish acts before I finish typin this paragraph b. Son’s life is like a whole galaxy of adolescent female emotions n Demi Lovato lyrics clustered into one organism n brought to life by a stoner praying mantis/parody of a rapper who was sent to Earth by the Gungans of planet Naboo to detonate some kinda male dignity transmission override all over the planet n keep nikkas from wearin pants that aint 7 sizes too small. He got little nikkas dressin on some wild ambiguous sh*t yo. Son must got stipulations in his record contract that say he gotta flat out dress like a broad nahmean. nikka got hers n hers matchin attire to go wit whatever Amber Rose wearin n sh*t. Son jus be slippin into some faded jeans that got a 18″ waist n 26″ length n throw a trasluscent half top n some straw sandals on n tie a chiffon scarf round his neck n step out the house ready to blossom another flower bed of theme songs for dignity deficient new nikkas n hoes that got Ariana Grande quotes in they twitter bios. I fu*k wit summa this fool Cameron’s music but son jus be goin too far outta his way to test the boundaries of masculinity while at the same time actin like he on some boss sh*t too. You aint a boss…you jussa thot Wiz. Find ya father b

4. Kirko Bangz aka Great Value Drake – This nikka look like he scissors wit WNBA players n got some sh*t tatted on his lower back yo. Its like somebody made they own Drake outta paper mache n wet cornflakes n programmed Drizzy’s voice into the nikka or some sh*t. Its like somebody took all the worst elements of Drake n left out anything close to talent or skill n let the muthafu*ka run wild in the studio n have a career cuz YALL nikkaS IS STUPID N GON BUY ANYfu*kINTHING ANYWAYS.

3. Drake - Like any true magenta blooded Canadian/teen soap opera star/future R&B chanteuse …the boy Aubrey had dreams of bein the next great Canadian music phenomenon (think Celine Dion, KD Lang, Shania Twain, Bieberveli, Michael Buble, Snow, The Backyardigans etc). Welp… that nikka musta spent a fortune on wishes at every fountain he ever came across cuz here he is. I still refuse to believe this nikka Drake was born thru any kinda normal human birth or anything like that… Feel like this nikka jus appeared on a lilypad one morning in a pond in his moms back yard inside of a dewdrop or some sh*t. I picture this nikka asleep inside of a drop of sunshine gently slidin down a golden maple tree from one leaf to the next one morning n then falling onto the wing of a canary n bein carried off on a feather n whimsically slippin down to that pond surrounded by swans n geese n squirrels bathing n sh*t…n then his moms was hearin these little squeakin sounds n stepped off her patio where she was enjoyin her rose hip tea n poppyseed bagel n seen this thumb sized winged hamster witta afro in her pond n carried it into the house n put it inside of a shoebox on top of a bed of cotton balls n babys breath n knitted little leotards n hats for it. Anyways Im pretty sure that sh*t gotta be at least 80% accurate…

2. Justin Bieber – aka Snow Brother # 1 aka The Human dikk Piercing aka The Other Miley aka KKK Grand Wizard Local 613 Canadian Division. This snow c00n need to NOT be doin like 8 million different things he usually be doin namsayin. This muthafu*ka softer than a garden of marshmallows…yet somehow some way yall be lettin this human bubble bath slide by witta all access hood pass n he jus be runnin wild wit that sh*t yo. Yall rap nikkas made that sh*t ten times more fu*ked up b. Yall had this lotion nugget ass muthafu*ka posin in pictures throwin up gang signs wit no shirt on…wearin grills…rubbin his vag muffin against Nicki Minaj’s ass on stage…basically doin everything BUT havin sucky fu*ky relations wit Mike Will Made It (“allegedly”)… But then the muthafu*ka came out at Coachella in a Schoolboy Q costume n took nikkafy’in his whole sh*t up to the next level n yall was like…”Hmmm”… Then that video of him tellin a ****** joke when he was a young girl came outta nowhere n yall was like “Hold on a sec”… Then the OTHER video of him singin a whole song bout ******s popped up n yalls was like “Ok maybe we was wrong bout this muthafu*ka…”. Get this frozen tater tot lookin ass fu*kboy extraordinaire outta here yo.

AND #1

1. Tyga aka Grand Master Trash – First off I gotta address the fact that this rodent fetus lookin dikk breather got the most punchable face on God’s green earth. I aint jus sayin that to be disrespectful neither yo…I mean that sh*t. Look at this marsupial ass muthafu*ka’s face n tell me you dont wanna break a Nebuchadnezzar sized champagne bottle on his grill. I be havin actual daydreams where I slap the duck sauce out this muthafu*ka sometimes yo. I gotta slap his mosquito larvae lookin ass back to the Paleolithic age. I wanna slap this fool so hard that every version of his future self in every year between now n whenever gon feel it n be like YO WHAT THE fu*k WAS THAT N WHY THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE SWOLE UP N MY TEETH IS ALL FALLIN OUT RIGHT NOW? Main reason why I dont like this bird ass nikka is cuz 1) his songs is wild trash n 2) he stay doin wild corny sh*t. When this fool got hisself into some “predicaments” wit Lil Durk n Durk was basically gon have some crazy ass Chiraq nikkas comin for his soul at some point the nikka Michael Ray Nguyen aint handle that sh*t like a man he went runnin to Game n hid behind that nikka instead. This fool jus brought in a nikka who aint had nothin to do wit the sh*t n hid behind him like a bi*ch. Then Durk n Game crossed paths after the BET awards n ended up makin peace n this tatted up twinkie went back to bein ass out all overagain. Pretty sure its only a matter of time before somebody close to Durk sends this nikka back to the essence b… This nikka jus all types of corny n stay jumpin on trends n basically got no idea of his own at all b. When nikkas was fu*kin wit molly his lame ass made a song called “Molly”. Then hookah was poppin n all a sudden this nikka got a song called “Hookah”. Never mind the fact that the nikka thinks he can enlarge his doodles n say he channelin Basquiat. Man yall need to get this cockroach the fu*k outta here already.

So there yall have it. Theres ya new crowned prince of hoe ass nikkadom. Hope yall spend the day free of the sounds of these soft ass muthafu*kas n listen to some sh*t thats worth ya time instead. Until next year…Im done wit this sh*t.

 

[ISO]

nikka called Bieber the human dikk piercing...








But hold up, hold the fukk up

This nikka talking about c00ns , Big Ghost expose yourself nikka I know you post here fukk outta here b

 

[LevelUp]

nikka called Bieber the human dikk piercing...








But hold up, hold the fukk up

This nikka talking about c00ns , Big Ghost expose yourself nikka I know you post here fukk outta here b

there was a guy on wu tang corp called godfather, who actually had a similar posting style. son actually made a few threads on thecoli, before the change

 

[Max Goonberg]

he was funnier when i thought it was ghost

 

[Yoda]

Grandmaster trash wow

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

The nikka also be dressin like a combination of Ellen n Morpheus yo. Anytime he out in public he be lookin like he jus got outta a long term relationship wit Erykah Badu. Except he aint did that. Stop all foolishness son.

 

[2stainz]

This nikka look like he scissors wit WNBA players n got some sh*t tatted on his lower back yo. Its like somebody made they own Drake outta paper mache n wet cornflakes

 

[bigboom]

damn,he called bieber a human bubble bath and a lotion nugget.the whole shyt about drake had me in fukkin tears.i did'nt

think it would be that funny but na' nikka,that shyt killed me.

 

[Deafheaven]

The nikka also be dressin like a combination of Ellen n Morpheus yo. Anytime he out in public he be lookin like he jus got outta a long term relationship wit Erykah Badu. Except he aint did that. Stop all foolishness son.

i died at this shyt too

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Lupe Fiasco – Nothin against the homie Wasalu but he need to get his mind right yo. Son is on some wild insecure sh*t…actin like he done read every book ever written n be like a 87th degree black belt in over 14 different martial arts forms… Like he wasnt at the local YMCA takin Kung Fu classes like some regular nikkas be doin. nikka you wasnt sparrin wit stunt doubles from old Run Run Shaw movies durin ya childhood n pullin rickshaws in Shanghai n gettin paid in wontons…sleepin on hot dim sum baskets n steel chopsticks to learn how to ignore pain n whatever. You wasnt wrestlin komodo dragons n catchin scorpions wit ya teeth…or some sh*t that goes beyond what regular nikkas learn at they little Karate dojos. Like FOR EXAMPLE I personally been conditioned to ignore the signals from my brain that that tell my body that a sword done pierced thru my flesh n sh*t like that nahmean. You aint on that level bruh bruh. If you was then how come when it come to sh*t that really matters…like not comin across like a fu*kboy on social media sites you jus cannot do that sh*t yo? M’man Lu be doin sucker sh*t all damn day b… Homie be like the kid at the playground that breathes thru his mouth n always be outta breath n brings all his toys out to make friends n then get mad n take all his toys home n cry a bucket of tears into his pillow n then draw pictures of all the muthafu*kas he gon slay wit his lightsaber someday. Dont get me wong yo…son can rap but he be actin like a bird…lockin his twitter n sh*t like that. The nikka also be dressin like a combination of Ellen n Morpheus yo. Anytime he out in public he be lookin like he jus got outta a long term relationship wit Erykah Badu. Except he aint did that. Stop all foolishness son.



i cant fukking breathe

 

[SpacelySprockets]

This lame ass cac pretending to be ghostface is corny at this point.. get a new shtick breh

 

[Mad Good Dro]

This lame ass cac pretending to be ghostface is corny at this point.. get a new shtick breh

how we know its a cac breh

 

[SpacelySprockets]

how we know its a cac breh

My cac radar went off