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Ayo whattup yall its ya boy Tony Starks aka The Black Bolo Yeung aka Volcano Hands Deini nahmean. Its that time a year again when we discuss all the softest nikkas in the game namsayin. Word is bond. Yall already kno how it go. We gon push the reset button on this one tho nahmean. So that means that even if a nikka was featured in the 1st n 2nd lists he still eligible to be mentioned on this list namsayin. Cos theres jus some muthafu*kas that need to be recognized for all they efforts n they talents more
10. Drizzy Drake
Surprise nikkas! Ya boy Young Angel is bizzack like he forgot his lip balms. Ayo yall remember the reactions nikkas had when they seen those pictures that the nikka Jay-Z threw up on the Summer Jam screen of Prodigy dressed up like Mike Jackson? nikkas looked at that sh*t like it was pictures of son doin cartwheels in a bikini yo. nikkas thought that nikkas career got dealt a deathblow wit that sh*t nahmean. N maybe it did kinda shake my nikka up namsayin….I dont know. But in the meantime this merry little muthafu*ka right here got pictures of hisself sittin on broads laps n more pictures of hisself embracin other dudes than any nikka known to man…n he STILL goin on wit life like that sh*t all good. Cos aint nobody SHOCKED when they see the sus nikka wit liquid vagina flowin thru his veins doin that sh*t namsayin. nikkas practically EXPECT that sh*t from son namsayin. But when you compare the MJ costume to this Farnsworth Bentley of Middle Earth look….you really cant see nothin that wrong wit the Prodigy pictures no more son. Either way…when it comes to Aubs you are lookin at the most softboiled creature on Gods green earth yo. This nikkas music is so light in the ass that if you look real close at ya speakers when you playin his joints you can see tiny little heart bubbles comin outta em son.
9. Big Sean
I buy a lot a music son so it aint unusual for Tone to end up coppin sh*t n then givin it away or throwin it out the window while Im drivin n sh*t namsayin. I try to give nikkas a chance. I even held this nikkas cd in my hand n looked at it like I dont kno…. should I drop 8 bucks on this sh*t n give son a clean slate? I ended up puttin it down n coppin the Curren$y joint after I came back to my senses n sh*t tho. But I ended up hearin it anyway namsayin. To be honest wit yalls…I was kinda feelin most those beats. But I cant get past this nikkas rhymin yo. What really had me shakin my head n questionin the nikkas sanity was son had the nerve to call those bars he spit on the BET awards wit them other g.o.o.d. music nikkas the “verse of the year”. Like forreal forreal….this nikka is outta his fu*kin mind son. nikka said in plain english “tell me that wasnt verse of the year” on his So Much More joint. That sh*t wasnt even the verse of that cipher son….nevermind year! Its possible that the only nikka that didnt spit nicer bars was Kanye. But I think that nikka Ye actually went off the head wit summa that sh*t. To make sh*t even worse tho the nikka Kanye recently said ”What Beyonce is to R&B…Big Sean can be to rap.” That is a quote son. In reality this nikka aint got a original bone in his body so he aint gon ever be the Beyonce of rap….but how his own boss comparin him to broads yo? Yeah yeah I kno nikkas heard sons supa dupa sh*t n ran wit it…………………. baton. But other nikkas was doin that sh*t when Medium Sean was still a fetus anyways yo. Go ask Sean Price. Either way tho….it aint like I hate this nikka. But he need to stop the diva sh*t n all the talk bout wantin to be famous n jus make some decent music or some sh*t nahmean.
8. Kanye West
Now I got nothin but love for the nikka Yeezy nahmean. I jus wanna make that sh*t very clear yo. Son is a genius n he a muthafu*kin animal when he get in the studio namsayin. That nikka will bite the head off a dove when he in the booth son. Son aint really the most lyrical nikka on earth like that…but he got a lot of heart n charisma namsayin. Nevermind what that nikka do when he behind the boards son….I aint even gotta tell you he gets busy g. I love this nikkas music son. BUT this muthafu*ka done put on womens garments one too many times to not get called out for it son. This nikkas drivin his gender mobile in the middle of the freeway wit no regards for which way the traffic is goin AT ALL b. This nikka aint jus gon be rockin the entire Chanel spring collection n not catch no flack for that sh*t nahmean. The nikka dont only throw on a couple questionable accessories here n there tho…he actually dresses straight up in sh*t that was designed for broads like he jus dont give a fu*k namsayin. I cant condone that sh*t son. I been known to rock some elegant sh*t from time to time too son but this nikka done put the flame back in flamboyant yo. That sh*t aint even unisex my nikka. Cmon son. Crossdressin aint fly son. fu*k is you doin Ye?
7. J. ColeNow before all yall Cole stans who been lookin past this nikka’s boring ass songs for years start cryin over this sh*t like you in a Trey Songz video….hear me out yo. I kno the nikka can spit. I kno he got a couple dope production wins under his belt too. But despite all that….its like this nikkas been readin from Memphis Bleek’s book on ’100 Ways To Fail Even When Ya Mentor Is The Biggest nikka In Hip Hop’ all this time son. Also why this nikka always gotta have a facial expression lookin like somebody jus stole his bike n sh*t? Is this nikka capable of a genuine moment of happiness yo? I dont think so son. This nikkas own shadow gets depressed from hangin round his bitter ass. But when he do try n make some party type sh*t for the broads that sh*t jus ends up soundin unnatural as fu*k anyway. For example the nikkas got absolutely no clue what he spose to be doin on sh*t like Work Out. Son was like….”Uhhh…bi*ches love old Paula Abdul sh*t…Imma jus sing some old Paula Abdul sh*t rite here…” n lost his composure all over that sh*t yo. Lets jus accept the fact that the nikka is too emotionally delicate to pull this sh*t off. Son aint the second comin of Nas like nikkas was hypin him up to be. Nas was on like 4 joints before he dropped. his first album. 2 of those sh*ts ended up on Illmatic. Illmatic had 10 tracks. 1 a those tracks was a intro. You see where Im goin wit this? This nikka got like 40 to 50 joints out n his label still aint NOWHERE ready to drop a album based off what he givin em. I wanna see this nikka win but its lookin like he need to call his next mixtape False Alarm. Tone feels ya pain Jigga.
10. Drizzy Drake
Surprise nikkas! Ya boy Young Angel is bizzack like he forgot his lip balms. Ayo yall remember the reactions nikkas had when they seen those pictures that the nikka Jay-Z threw up on the Summer Jam screen of Prodigy dressed up like Mike Jackson? nikkas looked at that sh*t like it was pictures of son doin cartwheels in a bikini yo. nikkas thought that nikkas career got dealt a deathblow wit that sh*t nahmean. N maybe it did kinda shake my nikka up namsayin….I dont know. But in the meantime this merry little muthafu*ka right here got pictures of hisself sittin on broads laps n more pictures of hisself embracin other dudes than any nikka known to man…n he STILL goin on wit life like that sh*t all good. Cos aint nobody SHOCKED when they see the sus nikka wit liquid vagina flowin thru his veins doin that sh*t namsayin. nikkas practically EXPECT that sh*t from son namsayin. But when you compare the MJ costume to this Farnsworth Bentley of Middle Earth look….you really cant see nothin that wrong wit the Prodigy pictures no more son. Either way…when it comes to Aubs you are lookin at the most softboiled creature on Gods green earth yo. This nikkas music is so light in the ass that if you look real close at ya speakers when you playin his joints you can see tiny little heart bubbles comin outta em son.
9. Big Sean
I buy a lot a music son so it aint unusual for Tone to end up coppin sh*t n then givin it away or throwin it out the window while Im drivin n sh*t namsayin. I try to give nikkas a chance. I even held this nikkas cd in my hand n looked at it like I dont kno…. should I drop 8 bucks on this sh*t n give son a clean slate? I ended up puttin it down n coppin the Curren$y joint after I came back to my senses n sh*t tho. But I ended up hearin it anyway namsayin. To be honest wit yalls…I was kinda feelin most those beats. But I cant get past this nikkas rhymin yo. What really had me shakin my head n questionin the nikkas sanity was son had the nerve to call those bars he spit on the BET awards wit them other g.o.o.d. music nikkas the “verse of the year”. Like forreal forreal….this nikka is outta his fu*kin mind son. nikka said in plain english “tell me that wasnt verse of the year” on his So Much More joint. That sh*t wasnt even the verse of that cipher son….nevermind year! Its possible that the only nikka that didnt spit nicer bars was Kanye. But I think that nikka Ye actually went off the head wit summa that sh*t. To make sh*t even worse tho the nikka Kanye recently said ”What Beyonce is to R&B…Big Sean can be to rap.” That is a quote son. In reality this nikka aint got a original bone in his body so he aint gon ever be the Beyonce of rap….but how his own boss comparin him to broads yo? Yeah yeah I kno nikkas heard sons supa dupa sh*t n ran wit it…………………. baton. But other nikkas was doin that sh*t when Medium Sean was still a fetus anyways yo. Go ask Sean Price. Either way tho….it aint like I hate this nikka. But he need to stop the diva sh*t n all the talk bout wantin to be famous n jus make some decent music or some sh*t nahmean.
8. Kanye West
Now I got nothin but love for the nikka Yeezy nahmean. I jus wanna make that sh*t very clear yo. Son is a genius n he a muthafu*kin animal when he get in the studio namsayin. That nikka will bite the head off a dove when he in the booth son. Son aint really the most lyrical nikka on earth like that…but he got a lot of heart n charisma namsayin. Nevermind what that nikka do when he behind the boards son….I aint even gotta tell you he gets busy g. I love this nikkas music son. BUT this muthafu*ka done put on womens garments one too many times to not get called out for it son. This nikkas drivin his gender mobile in the middle of the freeway wit no regards for which way the traffic is goin AT ALL b. This nikka aint jus gon be rockin the entire Chanel spring collection n not catch no flack for that sh*t nahmean. The nikka dont only throw on a couple questionable accessories here n there tho…he actually dresses straight up in sh*t that was designed for broads like he jus dont give a fu*k namsayin. I cant condone that sh*t son. I been known to rock some elegant sh*t from time to time too son but this nikka done put the flame back in flamboyant yo. That sh*t aint even unisex my nikka. Cmon son. Crossdressin aint fly son. fu*k is you doin Ye?
7. J. ColeNow before all yall Cole stans who been lookin past this nikka’s boring ass songs for years start cryin over this sh*t like you in a Trey Songz video….hear me out yo. I kno the nikka can spit. I kno he got a couple dope production wins under his belt too. But despite all that….its like this nikkas been readin from Memphis Bleek’s book on ’100 Ways To Fail Even When Ya Mentor Is The Biggest nikka In Hip Hop’ all this time son. Also why this nikka always gotta have a facial expression lookin like somebody jus stole his bike n sh*t? Is this nikka capable of a genuine moment of happiness yo? I dont think so son. This nikkas own shadow gets depressed from hangin round his bitter ass. But when he do try n make some party type sh*t for the broads that sh*t jus ends up soundin unnatural as fu*k anyway. For example the nikkas got absolutely no clue what he spose to be doin on sh*t like Work Out. Son was like….”Uhhh…bi*ches love old Paula Abdul sh*t…Imma jus sing some old Paula Abdul sh*t rite here…” n lost his composure all over that sh*t yo. Lets jus accept the fact that the nikka is too emotionally delicate to pull this sh*t off. Son aint the second comin of Nas like nikkas was hypin him up to be. Nas was on like 4 joints before he dropped. his first album. 2 of those sh*ts ended up on Illmatic. Illmatic had 10 tracks. 1 a those tracks was a intro. You see where Im goin wit this? This nikka got like 40 to 50 joints out n his label still aint NOWHERE ready to drop a album based off what he givin em. I wanna see this nikka win but its lookin like he need to call his next mixtape False Alarm. Tone feels ya pain Jigga.
