Playaz Eyez
Veteran
Or it's like I'm literally telling you I don't give a shyt about guys and matches that are just about moves and popping the crowd instead telling stories, using psychology, and selling (not just bumping, and not staying down for a second after a big move, but actually selling that you got your arm worked on for 7 minutes and not be able to easily dead lift and swing a 225 pound man). Cesaro does a great job at doing cool and impressive moves and physical feats and kick outs of big moves. That's not what I like. I can not be clearer about it.
I don't know what it is so hard for people to grasp that some people don't give a flying fukk about how many cool moves or how technically sound someone is in the ring. I would much rather watch the Ryback/KO matches from last fall over Cesaro/KO matches that have no flow or story but tons of cool moves.
Head to 7-11 and grab a Snickers


