Biggest simps in movies/tv series

[FTBS]

2 pages and the undeniable GOAT of this simp shyt ain't been mentioned:

 

[Jello Biafra]

An S tier SIMP
More of these young boys should see this movie so they don't fall into fukkery like this

I only came in here to see how long it took for someone to post the All-Time Biggest Simping Ass Loser in the history of movies and TV.

 

[Dad]

Lesbian chick that pretended to be Bow Wow on Catfish. Chick (fake Bow Wow) sent the chick $10,000

 

[Jello Biafra]

This right here. This is the one. The ending of the movie was so brutal, it’s amazing.

Didn’t he pay for her abortion or something, too?

Paid for her abortion, gave her a place to stay and took care of her the whole time just for her to go back to banging the guy who knocked her up and kicked her to the curb when he found out she was pregnant.

And then dude just drove his simping ass to Camp Crystal Lake where he got rejected yet again right before Jason put him out of his misery with the one and only mercy killing in Friday the 13th history.

 

[letti cook]

the gawd---->

lotta simpin on Game of Thrones:
the aformentioned Jorah....Little Finger...King Slayer...ole dude that was dirtmackin Jon Snow....all of em killed behind and in front of (dont ask me how) the broad they loved


but Urkel was unrivaled...he got the girl about a decade later...so...there's that

 

[FTBS]

He's my nikka but there is no denying his simpdom

Face in that pic is smiley worthy

 

[The axe murderer]

Paid for her abortion, gave her a place to stay and took care of her the whole time just for her to go back to banging the guy who knocked her up and kicked her to the curb when he found out she was pregnant.

And then dude just drove his simping ass to Camp Crystal Lake where he got rejected yet again right before Jason put him out of his misery with the one and only mercy killing in Friday the 13th history.

I keep saying this is mandatory viewing. She in a cycle that only she can get herself out of you just a distraction. She wasn't yours. It wasn't even yo turn. Don't save her.

 

[HollywoodP]

2 pages and the undeniable GOAT of this simp shyt ain't been mentioned:

I totally mentioned him

 

[FTBS]

I totally mentioned him

Apologies/Respect