Bird babble that was created by men

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

 

[jdubnyce]

"Real Men Don't Use Umbrellas"

Zero clicks

 

[Devilinurear]

Her grandfather is a fukking idiot

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I dont use umbrellas but this is a dumb hill to die on

If you and ya lady get caught in the rain, you can't hold an umbrella to keep yall both dry

Or imagine being at a funeral and it starts pouring down. What jacket you gonna put over your dress clothes and suit? Umbrella looks more classy then

I wonder how she feels about trenchcoats though

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Shamayw_33]

Koala's are the only animals believed to be too dumb to seek shelter in the rain. This is pure idiocy. Her grandfather has the IQ of a Koala and so does her step father.

I ain't catching pneumonia for the sake of being a "real man." Not using an umbrella doesn't make you a real man. Sounds like standard of masculinity is pretty shallow.

 

[Sbp]

Umbrellas date back to ancient Egypt I'm sure the men that used them were 100 times more masculine than her dumb ass grandpa.

 

[Coco Loco]

I've heard men say this a lot and it always confused me

They'd rather walk in the rain getting drenched than use an umbrella

It'll never make sense

 

[Phitz]

it's better to be looked at as sassy than not smart

at this rate being intelligent OR having common sense will be seen as sassy soon......I see it right around the corner

A man with too much sense OR is to clever or too smart wont be masculine

They really gonna turn people into zombies ...or monkeys at best

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Bird brains like this are the real source of alot of toxic masculinity

 

[jay83]

lol @ not taking an umbrella with you because a podcast bird said she don’t like it.

Chicks like this also don’t drink water unless they absolutely have to.

 

[rabbid]

poncho is the preferred choice. umbrellas not really holding up in severe rain and wind like that. U leave out of Walmart and people grouped up at the front smh. I just throw the ponch on and get active. I could never use an umbrella in 2024 not even on some masculine shyt.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Fake and corny

 

[skyrunner1]

 

[xiceman191]

Koala's are the only animals believed to be too dumb to seek shelter in the rain. This is pure idiocy. Her grandfather has the IQ of a Koala and so does her step father.

I ain't catching pneumonia for the sake of being a "real man." Not using an umbrella doesn't make you a real man. Sounds like standard of masculinity is pretty shallow.

@The Intergalactic Koala you gonna let this nikka talk shyt about you man?