Bishop "ordains" ministers by laying on top of them from the back?

[Sonic Boom of the South]

the father and son are both fakkits

 

[Steve Piffler]

@ the song in the background...

"...i give myself awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...."

 

[valet]

@ the song in the background...

"...i give myself awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...."

right, then the next part says "so you can USE me".

 

[aqualung]

Why not let the men lie prostrate before God while the pastor is off to the side sitting of standing or lying BUT NOT TOUCHING THE OTHER DUDES SO INTIMATELY.

What does a woman have to do with the pastor to become a deaconess? To join the praise team? To be promoted from the usher board? 0_o

I can't and I won't. I am not going through that door.

--> aq out <--

 

[cleanface coney]

they got on suits which means business which means put on a good show

whatever i guess what he doin is traditional i dont get it tho

 

[SuikodenII]

 

[Dada]

Wait, is this the guy with the red thread? I used to get heated seeing his infomercial in the night. Talking about he'll send you a red piece of thread (literally) for a $20 donation.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Yeah, but does the question does good outweigh the bad? Selling water and saying it's healing water.

SELLING? THAT WATER WAS NEVER FOR SALE. YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN WATER. YOU'RE JUST SAYING RUMORS NOW.

 

[Steve Piffler]

i can't stop watching this video. so many funny moments....at 3:13, dude in the background is like while they are humping on the ground

 

[Arcavian]

gay dry humping in the church

 

[valet]

SELLING? THAT WATER WAS NEVER FOR SALE. YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN WATER. YOU'RE JUST SAYING RUMORS NOW.

Sure, not selling in that since. "Donations". They didn't send it to people who didn't go to their church for free. There was a "suggested" donation.

 

[concise]

Corletta J. Vaughn (sort of) defends practice of &#8220;full body covering&#8221; | Gay Christian Movement Watch

After sharp controversy over a rather strange consecration practice performed by Detroit Bishop Wayne T. Jackson became public, another Detroit bishop is sort of coming to his defense. See our story here. Calling the consecration of bishops “pageantry”, Bishop Corletta J. Vaughn, who admittedly refused to allow it (full body covering) performed on her, is now defending the practice

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Why not let the men lie prostrate before God while the pastor is off to the side sitting of standing or lying BUT NOT TOUCHING THE OTHER DUDES SO INTIMATELY.

You think that's 'intimate'? Don't EVER join a frat/sorority/military......

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9TgiPl-WM"]Passing The Egg: Hazing In Fraternities! "Secret Ritual Of Pledging?" - YouTube[/ame]

What does a woman have to do with the pastor to become a deaconess? To join the praise team? To be promoted from the usher board? 0_o

Just ask and participate in Church activities regularly, that's it. My parents have been Deacon/Deaconess for about 20 years.

I can't and I won't. I am not going through that door.

LOL, this is funny. WTF goin' on in YOUR Church.....​

 

[b_low_brown]

i can't stop watching this video. so many funny moments....at 3:13, dude in the background is like while they are humping on the ground

 

[Real]

Pastor Manning - "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" - YouTube