There are 10 different kinds of simps
So far I got Rob down as 3 of them.
1.
The captain save a hoe simp aka Capping
A simp who's dissects a womens fukked up situation she got her self into and and decides to assistant the hoe in superhero type action in order to
HOPEFULLY gain sexual favors
SOMEWHERE down the line
2.
The imaginary Playa simp Aka Kent Type Nikkas
These simps aceept no advice. Cats will make videos, Message board post, songs and more to help them see the light.
But they insist they know what thery're doing. Despite the lack of results.
3.
The shrimp simp aka the Hyenia
These are the simps who are like the shrimps in the sea.
Shrimps in the ocean eat off the ocean floor devoring the left overs of other sea creatures. These are the nikkas who wife up Pornstars,Strippers,Prostitues and just in general Fun time Hoes Taking what ever they can get. Some would include single mothers in this category of left overs.