Black McDonalds vs white McDonalds vs Mexican McDonalds

[The Nigerian]

Okay, what's your favorite McDonald's to go to? They all have their strengths and weaknesses.

Black McDonalds

Pros:

• Great sound track
• Entertaining post-bar/club scene
• Hot Black girls work there and frequent the spot
• You get the Black hook up

Cons:

• Loooong wait
• Cold food
• No custom sandwiches
• High levels of incompetence
• All orders come with a side of 'tude.
• Heightened potential for violence.
• You might end up the next contestant on that WSHH screen.
• Often in dangerous areas. (Wait, if you're behind bulletproof glass shouldn't I be given a vest?)
• All of your white and Mexican friends get charged extra for sauce often right after you got the hook up...

Mexican McDonalds

Pros:

• Fast service
• Your food is hot
• Your food is prepared beautifully
• Clean facilities

Cons:

• No custom sandwiches
• Dollar menu? What's that?
• You might get the wrong food with your order
• You may have to repeat your order
• You may have to watch some super hardcore management that makes everybody feel bad (FASTER! FASTER!)
• You WILL get charged for extra sauces and lettuce (I've had Jose straight up pocket the extra charges right in front of me) then he hit me with the

white McDonald's

Pros:

• Great customer service
• The most updated floor plans
• Less likely to see violence
• No petty charges
• You will get your custom order
• Your safety and comfort is guarenteed...
• You can cut in line

Cons:

• Filthy bathrooms
• Sloppy burgers
• Burnt fries
• The women on both sides of the counter are always the most hideous
• WTF DID YOU DO TO MY BURGER, STEVE!?

I rank them as follows:

Mexican > White > Black

While I dig the music and the attractive women I don't come to McDonald's for that sh!t. I want to get my food hot, fresh and in a hurry. I don't need to watch customers get cussed by employees and vice-versa. That, plus the violence and long wait puts the Black McDonald's in dead last. The white McDonalds comes in 2nd because while I didn't see the make this sloppy ass burger I'm glad I didn't get charged for the tomato and the lettuce. Not only that, but the hog behind the counter knows exactly what button to push so you will get what you want. Mexicans win hands down. Yeah, the order is a little wrong, and yeah, there's no dollar menu, but these people bust their ass to hook you up as quickly as possible. Simplify your order and KIM.

 

[Methodical]

White>>>>>>>Black

Black just

Food taste bad, lazy, take forever, bad attitude, fat ass chick, old ass people, etc.


White people, good attitude, food taste good, you get your food ready right quick.

Never been Mexican McDonald

 

[beenz]

man by my crib, there are two mexican mcdonalds and a black mcdonald's all within a mile of my house. I NEVER go to black mcdonald's. they are always slow as shyt, crowded, and horrible. last time I went to the black mcdonald's, police swooped up on the car behind me and arrested everyone in the whip

meanwhile mexican mcdonald's by my house is NEVER crowded. and they always have quick service.

btw, my mexican mcdonald's has a dollar menu too

I dont have much recent experience with a white mcdonalds. the one by my job was cool. but I only went once.

not all black mcdonald's are bad tho. there was one by my old job I used to frequent. they were fine, but ALWAYS crowded as hell. but they were fast, and the service was good, so only thing I could complain about was the crowd.

 

[BrothaZay]

great soundtracc? nikka wtf

 

[My neck and my back]

the hood mickey d's ice cream machine is consistently out of order.

 

[beenz]

great soundtracc? nikka wtf

threadstarter is correct. the black mcdonald's I mentioned that has the good service always has piff pumpin thru the drive thru speakers. I kid you not.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

I'm Hispanic but I work in a black McDonald's. I only been to hold ones

 

[duncanthetall]

White folks fast food restaurants in general overall are faster. Lets not fukking kid ourselves here. I love my people except when I gotta get a service or good from them or somethin. Too much fukkery, too many bytches too quick to get reckless, too fukking slow.

I don't know whats up with it, man. nikkas, especially young nikkas, just be lazy when they workin in them joints. Too worried about lookin cool and shyt.

Breh. Pick up the pace, grab me my mcchickens and SHUT THE fukk UP

 

[Broke Wave]

This guys entire thing is to put down black americans. They can't even operate a decent mcdonalds apparently

 

[Sierra Mist]

I've only been to mixed McDonalds. I never knew they segregated the restaurants. I guess you can call them white since they are majority white clientele.

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

burnt fries at mcdonalds?

 

[The Nigerian]

burnt fries at mcdonalds?

Totally unacceptable.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

this thread. yall some segregated mofos

Ive been to a hood Mickey d's but there aint really that much of a difference

 

[havoc00]

when I go to a black mcdonalds at night its some type of fukkery, either people beefing, or people come in who knows the worker and they talk for 20 mins. But I never had a problem I just get my food and mind my business and if u cool they hook u up with free sauce.

white mcdonalds is cool good service, but the customers are annoying as fukk and theres always some dumb ass PC soccer moms in there. Mad strict on the sauce limit and by the book

Mexican mcdonalds is cool but sometimes they dont understand what Im saying and i cant understand what they saying

 

[Prince Akeem]

Black People suck thread #14962