Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I like Marlon, but I don't have a dog in the fight here. Unless he got to the gate at the last minute, they usually don't fukk with you about carry-ons. Musta thought he still had that white chick privilege though as much as he said it in them posts.
Just check the bag, and don’t slam the ticket onto the counter next time.