Black Security Guards are some of the biggest c00ns

[smokeurobinson]

Was the pay good?

Around 12 bucks an hour but this was 2002, 2003. And when I was a bouncer I wasn't hired by the bar, it was the security company I was working with that posted me there. I'm supposed to be "security" but I was really a bouncer.





I was dirty too.

I had me a lil system of sneaking people in. The most I ever got was 200 bucks to sneak this guy and his friend in the back velvet rope.

Spoiler

LOL @ this reminding me of the biggest brawl I had at the bar.

I wasn't in the firestorm just yet...it was already popping off in the bar section while I was on the opposite side where the outside bar was. The walkie talkies are on fire. I get there and my fellow brethren security guards/bouncers (2 Black one Hispanic) are in a brawl with some late twentyish white boys. I had to do the rush act running towards the firestorm. When I get to eye of the storm Its a Royal Rumble of well dressed people. For a split second I thought "I dont even like these dudes like that and I'm about to jump in this." Once I jumped in it I was able to actually help punch the eye out into a side hallway where dudes pretty much gave up by the time the doors opened and all 4 of us had the edge to roughly shove ourway outside with their bodies. They walk off and we all are talking shyt to each other while straightening our clothes. Up until that point i only had 1 small issue breaking up a fight with a whiteman using an umbrella like a sword on a white female,

 

[Danktoker94]

Still relevant

 

[606onit]

That's why when they get slumped I dont even shrug. They be in multimillion dollar skyscrapers, not owning a damn thing but the rags on thier back wanting to stare another black man down for nothing just walking by. Someone blow this fakkit's brain out already

 

[Danktoker94]

So I work in a hospital and everyday I run into these bytch ass c00n security guards who grill me and other ppl I've seen patients check em because they to aggressive so I see there supervisor some old c00n he's always kissing cops ass so he's talking to some old cac laughing and giggling she cleans the building and as I walk pass em he gives me the meanest mug I ever seen I'm jus shocked but its prob cuz I'm young and a lot of these dusty ass c00ns be taking these jobs cuz there not to intelligent

 

[Wildin]

I wasnt no c00n. I had too many complaints and calls to the owner when I did it.

I hemmed up white boys.

You gotta tuck in that shirt.
Shoelaces too long.
You gotta take that hat off.
No flip flops.
No sleeveless shirts.
No shorts.

Make them perform field sobriety tests and tell them I can't let them in because they've drank to much.

None of it was true. No dress codes or rules or anything. Was really there to just shine a flashlight on id's. I just liked to fukk with people.

My all time favor was stepping 20 feet from the door and checking id's. "The cover is $5" we never had no damn cover.