BlackBieber's Guide to Spotting a Ass Eater

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Ladies u mite be wondering if the man u talkin to rite now eats ass. Maybe cuz that shyt repulses u, or maybe cuz ur butthole is a black owned restaurant.

Well no need to wonder anymore :lupe:. I bring to u a foolproof guide on how to spot a ass eater.


1.Clean shaven at all times
I got this saying, a brother with a clean shave is a brother with a dirty mouth :shaq:. Ass eaters ALWAYS SHAVE THEIR FACIAL HAIR.
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Its been rumors Will Smith eats ass.

2.Always have napkins on them
Ass eaters keep napkins on deck. Do u have that one friend who always seems to have napkins handy :mjpls:? Ull get something on your shirt and hell pull one out out of nowhere? Yeh, he most likely eats ass.
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A waiter. Or a ass eater.

3.Is hungry after sex (cuz he didnt eat ur ass)
So for this one u have to actually have sex with the guy, but its a failsafe way to tell if a nikka eats ass or not. IF U HAVE ASS-EATINGLESS SEX WITH A MAN AND HE WANTS TO GO FOR A BITE IMMEDIATELY AFTER, its becuz he feels empty from usually tossin salad during sex :yeshrug:. Now ladies from there u can either get the guy to order at your CuloExpress next time if thats what you want, or throw him in the bushes if not cuz if u cant get him full bess believe anoda broad will :sas1:.
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So there u go ladies, 3 surefire ways to tell if a nikka eat ass or not :obama:.
 
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