aight this is about the time i threatened to kill my wife
well, we weren't married yet but we were starting to get serious
brehettes, would you walk if a guy did this to you??
or would you appreciate where he was coming from??
so i was trying to get my life in order- fulltime career, working on m.s. degree at night
she was trying to build up a side business, fix her credit, etc.
and together we were talkign about the future and our plans
we had started socializing as a couple- hanging with married couples, etc.
so we went to a christmas party for some of her coworkers
the hostess of the party held court in the living room- telling story after story about her husband
he was busy with his 100% commission sales job (out of town)
and meanwhile she was belittling his income, mocking their sex life
it was really horrible
oh, and they had two kids together asleep upstairs
the VERY next day we went to a party for my academic department- professors, staff, grad students
(for people who know grad school- i was doing the non-thesis masters with comp. exam option)
regardless, i still wanted to network and come correct
so i brought my girl- it was actually our first career-related social thing together as a couple
now all the professors loved this certain ph.d. student, he was their golden boy
poor guy was killing himself trying to win their references
but golden boy's wife was a total ho
me and at least two other dudes had rejected her...but one guy (my best friend in the dept.) went for it
this fool kept trying to tell me details of everything, showing me Polaroids of what he was doing with her
...meanwhile golden boy was oblivious and stayed busy sweating that dissertation
so at this mixer...welp, i think you know where this is going..
i made it through the party okay-
but on the ride home i was just like
i think in our minds we never want to be the traveling salesman or golden boy
when everything seems great, but really everything is foul
and how can a man build a career??
when a woman undercuts his networking, or messes with his respect from his peers/superiors
so we talked about it in the car
I hadn't rehearsed or anything
but I said these two examples were blatant sabotage and reckless disrespect
and if she ever did anything like that to me, i'd straight up kill her
I remember she got real quiet but I just kept talking
I didn't mean mere disagreements, arguments, or accidental mistakes
but if she's directly fukkign over everything i'm working for (and what WE'RE supposed to be working on together)
it'd be like someone trying to puncture holes in the life raft while we were adrift at sea
i'd have no choice but to kill
now as I type all of that i wonder why she didn't run out the car screaming for help
but i'm glad she didn't
i never really one was much for making lists of rules and expectations
i still think relationships have to be managed by the man and woman as things evolve
but as long as the sabotage and disrespect are kept out
there's at least some common ground for things to work

well, we weren't married yet but we were starting to get serious
brehettes, would you walk if a guy did this to you??
or would you appreciate where he was coming from??
so i was trying to get my life in order- fulltime career, working on m.s. degree at night
she was trying to build up a side business, fix her credit, etc.
and together we were talkign about the future and our plans
we had started socializing as a couple- hanging with married couples, etc.
so we went to a christmas party for some of her coworkers
the hostess of the party held court in the living room- telling story after story about her husband
he was busy with his 100% commission sales job (out of town)
and meanwhile she was belittling his income, mocking their sex life
it was really horribleoh, and they had two kids together asleep upstairs

the VERY next day we went to a party for my academic department- professors, staff, grad students
(for people who know grad school- i was doing the non-thesis masters with comp. exam option)
regardless, i still wanted to network and come correct
so i brought my girl- it was actually our first career-related social thing together as a couple
now all the professors loved this certain ph.d. student, he was their golden boy
poor guy was killing himself trying to win their references
but golden boy's wife was a total ho
me and at least two other dudes had rejected her...but one guy (my best friend in the dept.) went for it
this fool kept trying to tell me details of everything, showing me Polaroids of what he was doing with her

...meanwhile golden boy was oblivious and stayed busy sweating that dissertation
so at this mixer...welp, i think you know where this is going..
this ho and this fool ran off
she sucked his dikk, then they came back to the party
stupid fool walked in like
so i knew what had happened before he told me
then the ho went to kiss golden boy on the mouth
with that dude's nut still on her breath, saying "i love you" to him
she sucked his dikk, then they came back to the party
stupid fool walked in like
so i knew what had happened before he told methen the ho went to kiss golden boy on the mouth
with that dude's nut still on her breath, saying "i love you" to him

but on the ride home i was just like

i think in our minds we never want to be the traveling salesman or golden boy
when everything seems great, but really everything is foul
and how can a man build a career??

when a woman undercuts his networking, or messes with his respect from his peers/superiors
so we talked about it in the car
I hadn't rehearsed or anything
but I said these two examples were blatant sabotage and reckless disrespect
and if she ever did anything like that to me, i'd straight up kill her
I remember she got real quiet but I just kept talking
I didn't mean mere disagreements, arguments, or accidental mistakes
but if she's directly fukkign over everything i'm working for (and what WE'RE supposed to be working on together)
it'd be like someone trying to puncture holes in the life raft while we were adrift at sea
i'd have no choice but to kill

now as I type all of that i wonder why she didn't run out the car screaming for help
but i'm glad she didn't
i never really one was much for making lists of rules and expectationsi still think relationships have to be managed by the man and woman as things evolve
but as long as the sabotage and disrespect are kept out
there's at least some common ground for things to work
sometimes you gotta put the fear in em