Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs
I'm a p*ssy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dikk in your hand
Anchors away and shiver me timbers
We like to fukk ladies with our 8-inch members
Love me hookers who be a-curvy
Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a