Bobby 'Booty Juicing' Johnson this Ole' SIMP Negro - MEDIA TAKEOUT

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:whoa: Lets discuss a matter of importance for sec...

His list is obtuse...very...but not outlandish in some instances. If you have experience in valuing a deserving woman that is :manny:...

Example the scheduling of pampering/cosmetic maintenance is acceptable imo. I have done it often, as I like my lady looking her best/feeling sexy...equates to me being extremely pleased with her appearance always. I will get multiple pics of her throughout the day...building a lust factor that culminates in :blessed: tri-weekly. We got tenure tho, and I don't feel its a wasted investment, secondly...I don't miss that 75 bills a week..:sas1:

I do think the caliber of woman...er..:patrice:...receptiveness and appreciation reciprocated should indicate how far a man goes to please or value his chosen mate.

Or ....it ain't trickin if you got it?:manny:

Lets discuss.
 

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Good treatment goes both ways. I rarely see a list of things a woman should do for her man.

I treat my lady like a queen but I also get treated like a King. This man is a simp that probably can't keep a woman.

His stripper wifey is getting pounded by a dude like Tyrone.
 

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1. Every Sunday he should fill her car up with gas to get her through the week. A woman should NEVER have to pump nor pay for her own gas if she has a man!
where the fukk she need to go?i'll take her

2. He should set aside $75-100 a week for her hair, nails and feet. He should want his woman on point!
its either gas or hair/nails, pick one bytch

3. Although cooking it is optional, a woman should NEVER have to buy food. When she is hungry, her first call should be to him!
and ima tell her to take her as in the kitchen where she belong

4. He should buy her at least one outfit per week or every other week depending on his financial situation.
and i want my dikk sucked 15 times a week or 25, depending on financial situation

5. A woman should be pleasured orally by her man four time a week.....minimum.
A woman should be pleasured orally by her man twice every 6 months.....maximum .

6. Her cell phone bill should be paid by him.
also her phone will be checked every day by him to make sure she aint sucking no other nikkas dikk

7. She should be taken on a date once a week, minimum.
bytch if im filling up her gas every sunday why cant that bytch take me

8. She should be told I love you twice a day...minimum.
only during intercourse
*you dont have to mean it*

9. If she has a child by another man, you must step in and help raise that child without complaint.
If she has a child by another man,why are you in this relationship wit this chick? smash & Keep it moving

10. You should do at least one kind/sweet gesture for her mother every month to honor her mother for bringing your lady into the world.
i'll walk up to her mother while the rest of the family is around, look at her & say "is this what your gona look like in 20 years?, idk i might have to re-think this whole thing
 
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