Just left a meeting where a felow manager made a huge mistake that cost the company $23k in sales for our weekend deliveries 
Me: (sitting at my desk scrolling reddit on my phone, acting like im working)
Kirk (senior exec) : (knocks on my office door)
hey buddy, top of the morning, you free at 8am? I need you to sit in on a write up.
Me:
Yes sir good sir...I'll be there.
Kirk:
My guy, see ya in 10.
Me: (stands up) YES SIR
Kirk:
(slowly closes my door)
Me: (gets up and walks to my office blinds so i can scan the office to see which nikka sweating bullets like
..i see a nikka named james sitting at his desk like
(i grab my note book and head to the conference room 10 mins later)
Me: (I walk into the conference room with my notepad and all i see is james wildn on the exec like
) 
JAMES, CALM DOWN, PLEASE...
James:
c00n ASS NIKKA...I GOT HEAT FOR NIKKAS LIKE YOU TO
Me:
(sitting down in my chair) ..James, I was told to attend this meeting, what have I ever done to you? 
Kirk: James, we are here to discuss your mishap with saturdays delivery, you cost the company over $20k. At this time, you are terminated, please collect your things and exit the premises immedately.
Me: (sitting in my chair trying not to make eye contact with james, inside im dying, james makes eye contact with me and i cant hold my shyt in anymore
James: (STANDS UP and points at me) THIS FUK NIKKA LAUGHING
....
Kirk: (quickly looks over at me)
Me:
James: NAH THIS NIKKA CHANGED HIS FACE HE WAS LAUGHING FUK HIM DIE SLOW NIKKA
Me: (i quietly hit the
...security runs into the room and throws james to the ground right in front of me...i'm looking down at james like
as security is folding this nikka into a pretzel on the ground, i step on his finger right before they lift him up off the ground on some 
...
James: (them people hand cuff james and walk him through the main office like
Me: (sitting at my desk scrolling reddit on my phone, acting like im working)
Kirk (senior exec) : (knocks on my office door)
hey buddy, top of the morning, you free at 8am? I need you to sit in on a write up.Me:
Yes sir good sir...I'll be there.Kirk:
My guy, see ya in 10.Me: (stands up) YES SIR
Kirk:
(slowly closes my door)Me: (gets up and walks to my office blinds so i can scan the office to see which nikka sweating bullets like
(i grab my note book and head to the conference room 10 mins later)Me: (I walk into the conference room with my notepad and all i see is james wildn on the exec like
JAMES, CALM DOWN, PLEASE...James:
c00n ASS NIKKA...I GOT HEAT FOR NIKKAS LIKE YOU TOMe:
(sitting down in my chair) ..James, I was told to attend this meeting, what have I ever done to you? Kirk: James, we are here to discuss your mishap with saturdays delivery, you cost the company over $20k. At this time, you are terminated, please collect your things and exit the premises immedately.
Me: (sitting in my chair trying not to make eye contact with james, inside im dying, james makes eye contact with me and i cant hold my shyt in anymore
James: (STANDS UP and points at me) THIS FUK NIKKA LAUGHING
....Kirk: (quickly looks over at me)
Me:
James: NAH THIS NIKKA CHANGED HIS FACE HE WAS LAUGHING FUK HIM DIE SLOW NIKKA
Me: (i quietly hit the
...security runs into the room and throws james to the ground right in front of me...i'm looking down at james like
...James: (them people hand cuff james and walk him through the main office like
) and had sort of an out of body experience where I was thinking “damn bro you going kinda tough on dude 
Let the white man fire you, might as well call him daddy