Bout to break up with this dumb bytch for getting makeup on my clothes

[Dont@Me]

We went out on a date, and when I looked in the mirror at the end of the night, I noticed I had clown make up spots on my face from kissing this bytch . All those other baddies must've seen me lookin like a crackhead with an ashy upper lip

I made sure I told her to PLEASE get non-smear makeup for when I see her on the next date. She said she'll "take care of it"

Second date comes around and I'm wearing the freshest white shirt you've EVER seen , and I'm not worrying about nothin .
Im huggin and kissin this bytch and I realize she's kinda hesitant . I knew she was shy, so I just chalked it up to that...come to find out at home that my white shirt done turned PINK!!!!

I'm punchin the air right now I'm so heated. This bytch LIED to me and ruined my FAVORITE shirt man . I contemplated texting her and asking her "wtf?", but I might just stop the dates and only fukk her. Dumb bytch!

 

[Remote]

She lied to you?

 

[Savvir]

You hugging and kissing on random birches out in public!



I don’t do pda. If im really feeling a bytch we we can goto the crib and make it happen.

You paying tabs and tipping waiters while you kissing on these hoes in public. Then going home alone with a tshirt looking like a painters tarp.

Goofy.

 

[RhodyRum]

We went out on a date, and when I looked in the mirror at the end of the night, I noticed I had clown make up spots on my face from kissing this bytch . All those other baddies must've seen me lookin like a crackhead with an ashy upper lip

I made sure I told her to PLEASE get non-smear makeup for when I see her on the next date. She said she'll "take care of it"

Second date comes around and I'm wearing the freshest white shirt you've EVER seen , and I'm not worrying about nothin .
Im huggin and kissin this bytch and I realize she's kinda hesitant . I knew she was shy, so I just chalked it up to that...come to find out at home that my white shirt done turned PINK!!!!

I'm punchin the air right now I'm so heated. This bytch LIED to me and ruined my FAVORITE shirt man . I contemplated texting her and asking her "wtf?", but I might just stop the dates and only fukk her. Dumb bytch!

You're gonna break up with a girl you're not in a relationship with?

That must be some new math.

 

[rabbid]

Had you out here looking like Mr. Pink. Looking like you had a fist fight with a gay painter. It is what it is. Probably one of those overly pretty chicks that don’t know how to do nothing but be presentable. Soon as u touch em shyt goes left.

I be getting tired of them heauxs. I know one right now she got random rashes under her bangs.. smh. You try to kiss her and all that bacteria gonna jump off her forehead and give your hairline the business. Poisonous ass baddies breh..

 

[Dont@Me]

You hugging and kissing on random birches out in public!



I don’t do pda. If im really feeling a bytch we we can goto the crib and make it happen.

You paying tabs and tipping waiters while you kissing on these hoes in public. Then going home alone with a tshirt looking like a painters tarp.

Goofy.

 

[Dont@Me]

Had you out here looking like Mr. Pink. Looking like you had a fist fight with a gay painter. It is what it is. Probably one of those overly pretty chicks that don’t know how to do nothing but be presentable. Soon as u touch em shyt goes left.

I be getting tired of them heauxs. I know one right now she got random rashes under her bangs.. smh. You try to kiss her and all that bacteria gonna jump off her forehead and give your hairline the business. Poisonous ass baddies breh..

Why am I Mr. Pink?

 

[Oatmeal]

Well if you have problems kissing and hugging women....there are alternatives.....

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Another OP creation

 

[Still Benefited]

"Bu bu but dont listen to that wench K Michelle Benefited. Black men are radically serious about building black families"


Sad state of affairs. A wise man once said "Never throw the baby out with the placenta,and even the placenta has nutrients"

 

[Dont@Me]

"Bu bu but dont listen to that wench K Michelle Benefited. Black men are radically serious about building black families"


Sad state of affairs. A wise man once said "Never throw the baby out with the placenta,and even the placenta has nutrients"

I'm tryna say throw the whole woman out with the baby

 

[Dont@Me]

Dumb bytch texted me why I ain't say goodnight to her now

 

[WesCrook]

Never get rid of a dumb girl

 

[VertigoKnight]

How obese was she OP? I know you love them big backs.

 

[Dont@Me]

How obese was she OP? I know you love them big backs.

She was fat, but she was also tiny as a midget, so it really was actually average poundage in the grand scheme of things