Brad Pitt Says to Hell with Harlem, Wears Skirt on Red Carpet

[Fanservice]

He smoked weed though

Brad Pitt says he spent most of the ‘90s smoking pot and hiding

“I was too uncomfortable with all the attention.”

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Weed ain’t shyt

 

[Heretic]

I get what y'all saying in defense of Brad but... it's still a skirt tho

 

[Jermio]

believe it or not, most women dont find him attractive

Leo is the current old head cac that can steal yo girl

Leo pulls on status/distinguishment/charm these days, not pure looks. Pitt looks ridiculous for his age. Not saying Leo can't pull anybody's bytch (see Bezos), but Leo lets himself get chubby in between movies. DiCaprio done smashed so many hoes he doesn't care anymore. He'll monitor his heart and shyt to try to make sure he doesn't die prematurely, but he's not out there looking at instagram pics of himself and adjusting his eating habits.

 

[Jermio]

Also timothee Chalamet and Harry styles are considered cac sex symbols now. Ya pawg can get stolen by a man wearing nail polish now

Chalamet is swagged out though. That boy got style. Styles is corny. Can't stand his pandering bullshyt.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Leo pulls on status/distinguishment/charm these days, not pure looks. Pitt looks ridiculous for his age. Not saying Leo can't pull anybody's bytch (see Bezos), but Leo lets himself get chubby in between movies. DiCaprio done smashed so many hoes he doesn't care anymore. He'll monitor his heart and shyt to try to make sure he doesn't die prematurely, but he's not out there looking at instagram pics of himself and adjusting his eating habits.

I don't know what he was talking about. Anyone who made the mistake of watching Once Upon a Time in hollywood with a woman they were feeling probably gave her the stare the moment they saw the roof scene. Brad pitt has the physique of a man 20 years his junior. I'd be more worried about him stealing my girl than caprio

 

[Genos]

Coli militants I thought they were trying to emasculate the black man by making us wear dresses

 

[AJD]

Damn, how is this dude damn near 60 and still handsome?

I mean, for a white person, that's amazing.

If you look at somebody like Johnny Depp, he's fallen all the way off,

but Brad Pitt still going

Hes in Hollywood, it's called plastic surgery

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Lol

Slaimon Khan Shah = Brad Armpitts Beard

Please Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston do not rape me (please be Friends in Slaimon Khan Shah's movie Womb Raider)

 

[Crayola Coyote]

No man should be wearing a skirt. No thank man looks like a clown even if he did it in 99 he still a clown for that.

 

[Braman]

Sidenote I still can’t get used to Paperboi in Hollywood roles. Every time I see him he the only black person in a cast and its funny

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

We going back to the 80s. Remember, this used to be masculine

look at that stupid cac with that hat

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

at least it's a cac doing it this time, and not a nicca.

They be breaking bedbucks at such fast and alarming rates that even willing and ready fakkits be like

 

[PL368Z]

No man should be wearing a skirt. No thank man looks like a clown even if he did it in 99 he still a clown for that.

Men been wearing skirts since forever, did you know that trousers were once considered to be barbaric by much of the civilized world.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Brad Pause

Brad Sit-down-to-piss.