Brady Don't Just Listen To Hov....He Is Hov

[illa_delf]

The similarities are rather striking (no Ray Rice)
GOAT @ their profession? Check

Multiple classics (Super Bowls)? Check

Rival they dominated (Peyton & Nas)? Chec......uummmm...I mean....let's just skip that one

Sex symbol wife?Check

Dancing skills that scream "I'm a rhythm allergic cac"?

http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Video-Tom-Brady-Dancing-Gisele-Bundchen-Dancing-Carnival-14784082

Check

Still winning despite being known for cheating their way to prosperity?Check (Hov stole Young Chris swag & Brady jacked the Raiders AFC title )

Untold millions?Check

Hated so much that they might actually be underrated @ this point in their careers?Check

Went from the underdog ppl rooted 4 to the bawse ppl love 2 hate cuz he seemingly is unable to not win @ life?Check

Profound ability to make broke nikkaz, c00ns, cacs, internet trolls & others of their homotional ilk get their period panties in a twist by seemingly just existing?Check

Brady Da Goat

Hova Da Gawd

#TheDynastiesContinueYallDie

@ Nas/Peyton stans...*sits back & basks in glory of anti-Camel/Brady negs*

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[ScoopNScore]

 

[Detroit Wave]

How this guy not banned yet?

 

[NoMorePie]

I was assuming this was about Tom Brady..

But instead there is a picture of Jay Z and Beyonce dancing.

Don't even want to try connecting the dots.

 

[pickles]

:whatthehell?:

 

[Codeine Bryant]

He's more like Vince Carter.

Fell way the fukk off after 2003-2004, but has still managed to float around.

 

[DaPresident]

But did Tom Brady lose 92 bricks and have to fall back tho?








Shout out to Hov da Gawd!!!

 

[Curtis Nightfish]

the camel is looking old. Just re-retire camel.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Only classic Superbowls dude had were losses.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

But did Tom Brady lose 92 bricks and have to fall back tho?








Shout out to Hov da Gawd!!!

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