BREAKING: FL Gov Ron Desantis struggling to breathe at news conference

[Son Goku]

I noticed you one starred the thread. Seems like you may be a lil upset too

Let's see:
- Your MAGA zaddy Trump was impeached twice (1st ballot WOAT HOF run right there)
- Your MAGA brethren started a pitiful riot and got them cheeks clapped
- Rona going to the gym like me, still skrong, and is disposing of your pals for us
- Now Ronnie's sick, and at his age (and diet), Agent Orange might not be able to go in 2024
- Sleepy Joe signed that defense budget bill so the work is flowing

Tell me exactly why I, a non-MAGA breh, would be mad? Y'all staying with the fukkshyt, taking L's at an unprecedented rate, and I don't have to do shyt but sit back and watch the fukkery for free?


I one-starred the thread because that's how shytty of a governor Ronnie is. Your ass don't eem live in FLawda, so the fukk you actually know about it? Better hope your mans pulls through because this might be it for MAGAset if not.

 

[Son Goku]

He might not though. He might be in the clear but with permanent lung damage.

Rona in that respiratory tract like

 

[Wild self]

If nothing happens to him before 2024 (health or scandal), he will legit be the next president of this country. Get used to seeing him, like him or not.

With permanent lung damage? You know that being overweight shortens your lifespan with COVID, right?

The best case scenario is that he has to use asthma machines for the rest of his life. That damage you see, is permanent.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Let's see:
- Your MAGA zaddy Trump was impeached twice (1st ballot WOAT HOF run right there)
- Your MAGA brethren started a pitiful riot and got them cheeks clapped
- Rona going to the gym like me, still skrong, and is disposing of your pals for us
- Now Ronnie's sick, and at his age (and diet), Agent Orange might not be able to go in 2024
- Sleepy Joe signed that defense budget bill so the work is flowing

Tell me exactly why I, a non-MAGA breh, would be mad? Y'all staying with the fukkshyt, taking L's at an unprecedented rate, and I don't have to do shyt but sit back and watch the fukkery for free?


I one-starred the thread because that's how shytty of a governor Ronnie is. Your ass don't eem live in FLawda, so the fukk you actually know about it? Better hope your mans pulls through because this might be it for MAGAset if not.

Good answer

 

[Wild self]

"Black" MAGA c00ns in here upset, I see.


You hate to see it.

One of them talked about pegging another man, out of frustration

 

[Pressure]

potential GOAT herman cain award winner.
if this fukk dies of covid i'm gonna start drinking immediately.

@the cac mamba we almost got one

 

[Son Goku]

One of them talked about pegging another man, out of frustration

faq Flag on the play.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[bzb]

they gonna cover this all the way up. i bet dude got all kind of experimental treatment to keep him out the covid bushes. just like chump did. the irony being vax is just as safe yet they throw shade at it. plus covid is smacking the shyt out his state right now. had he been ron the walmart janitor buying into the maga vax apathy and misinfo he would probably be in icu right now.

 

[Nero Christ]

I don't want him to die by Covid

I want a gorilla to escape from a zoo, find him at a press conference and do him like Spear in Primal

 

[Wild self]

I don't want him to die by Covid

I want a gorilla to escape from a zoo, find him at a press conference and do him like Spear in Primal

More like a Taliban beheading, but that will do

 

[Son Goku]

Somebody shoulda got this man some hot tea! ASAP!

 

[Silky Johnson]

 

[Son Goku]

I don't want him to die by Covid

I want a gorilla to escape from a zoo, find him at a press conference and do him like Spear in Primal

You know they won't let the gorilleh live after that. Have it be a cac beast at least!

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

MAGA brehs, it's all falling apart!!! noooooooo!!!!!

I promise you, MAGAset.... the sun will shine on us again

Finish him off rona