BREAKING: FL Gov Ron Desantis struggling to breathe at news conference

[Wild self]

This dude is really fat. He built like Kingpin from the 90s spiderman cartoon minus the zoot suit

No wonder he caught the shyt bad

Now I just heard that Candance Owens will *never* take the vaccine, even if it meant death.

The bodies of CACs and c00ns are beginning to pile up

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

 

[Wild self]

Cuomo fired

DeathSantis facing the grim reaper.

 

[O.Red]

Bruh

 

[Dorian Breh]

@The Butcher ate the onion brehs
Youll get it eventually big fella

 

[Lord Beasley]

even the chick in the back is like "Ayo "

 

[TheJet]

Why his sicc ass ain't laid up somewhere

 

[Son Goku]

@The Butcher ate the onion brehs
Youll get it eventually big fella

So dude ain't got the Omarion expansion pack? That's fine too.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Adding to playlist....​

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[MarcP]

That coward was on a pack watch and hid his condition because he been doing so much fukk shyt

 

[Cat piss martini]

That Covid kiss.

 

[JQ Legend]

Hell Rell low key had some heat.

Streets Wanna Know was fire

 

[Shabazz]

Sounds like he tryna hold a cough

 

[JQ Legend]

I don't want him to die by Covid

I want a gorilla to escape from a zoo, find him at a press conference and do him like Spear in Primal

Gorilla is literally one of the last animals that would savagely attack a human for no reason

 

[Teal.]

That wasn’t on my bingo card for 2022