BREAKING NEWS! NEW KLAN APP Let's you know when you need to get the fukk out of dodge

MegaManX

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BREAKING NEWS

New app let's you know immediately when you cross a court district line into a county that has extreme sentencing disparities for African-Americans vs Caucasians.

Studies find that when a person is in such counties, there is an increase in the following categories:

  • PAWG related accusations of Rape.
  • Resisting Arrest charges.
  • Assault of a Police Officer charges.
  • Various other "crimes."
Studies also show these increases are only happening with black residents and visitors.:dahell:

As such, this app tells future victims of white supremacy to "Get the fukk out of dodge":ufdup:

A major warning occurs on your smart phone. After you idle (stop driving,) it will give you articles to the most bullshyt cases tried in the district.

If you are still not convinced, it will show you an image of one of your lame ass selfies with bars on it.

nikka download this app before you get in the ghetto charges lottery of white america!

Paid for by nikkas Not in Jail Associates :yeshrug:


P.S. This is a troll ass thread I wish was real but thought it would be funny to make.
 

Wink Beaufield

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Network with an app dev and you could legit get this going.

Sadly some tech inclined cac gonna take this idea and roll with it.
 
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