Breaking: Tank Davis set to Fight Jake Paul.

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Ok before you mofos fall for the okie doke again from this meatheaded honky, here's how the fight will go:

  • Hype train to get the coin afloat
  • Jake says some slick :mjpls: shyt to Tank
  • Tank will end up being a "revolutionary" because "you got to knock this cracker out for the black community" despite the fix being already in
  • Coli brehs will bet on the house despite the fact that it's a bullshyt exhibition
  • The card ends up looking like french fried dogshyt and the FOTN will be two tin cans that no ones gives a shyt about
  • Fight happens and it demonstrates Jake's shyt stamina and Tank having to put his hands on beginner mode
  • 2nd round looks like Paul got the "worst" of it as marks fall for the bullshyt, while boxing heads will be like :francis:
  • after the 10th round...the decision ends in a draw (or if money talks....Paul winning)
  • Paul will cut his patronizing dikksucking promos bigging up Tank and em, thus wanting to fight another sucker. In this case, it will be Boots because we are in hell.
 
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