Breh Gets Hypnotized By Ass Twerking In The Car And Wrecks

KyokushinKarateMan

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Lol happened to me twice. Both times rubbing on a bytch leg and tore some shyt up under my car. One time I hit a median and tore up the oil pan. The 2nd time I veered off into a ditch. All my check lights came on. Parked the car on the side of the road and got into them guts :mjlol:


I've had soo many drunk nights out with some thottie and I'm flying down the freeway getting the sloppiest of mouth or the girl got my d*ck out playing with it, I'm squeezing her titties, just all kinda shenaninagans...fortunately never wrecked though. This sounds like it must've been in your younger days off X, weed, and up all night clubbing or some sh*t.
 

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You sound like a goofy who just can't drive. I've had so many drunk nights out with some thottie and I'm flying down the freeway getting the sloppiest of mouth or the girl got my d*ck out playing with it, squeezing her titties, just all kinda shenaninagans...no hitting medians, no veering into ditches. For the sake of your fellow motorists please focus on improving your technical and motor skills as a driver, before indulging in reckless behaviors behind the wheel. Fortunately, thus far, it sounds like you've only tore your own sh*t up, Next time it could hurt someone.
nikka that was 15 years ago. I was on x, weed, clubbing all night etc
 

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Lol happened to me twice. Both times rubbing on a bytch leg and tore some shyt up under my car. One time I hit a median and tore up the oil pan. The 2nd time I veered off into a ditch. All my check lights came on. Parked the car on the side of the road and got into them guts :mjlol:

I hope you was driving beaters or your rich as fukk. I'd be mad as hell crashing my beater, if I had a Mercedes Imma commit that
 

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Detroit You bytch Ass nikka
:yeshrug: i did shyt like that in my youth. They seem a lil too grown to be fukking up like that though. Thats some teenager shyt. You lose a friend or two to that stupid shyt and realize cars are only meant for transportation not a place to get lit and shyt.
(fyi i not saying i lost people directly, just people i know died doing shyt like that in their own whips. i never crashed personally.)
13 cars and I never crashed a single one of them :ehh:
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
His face on the air bag
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