I was outside playing wit my nephew yesterday at the park, pushing lil buddy on the swings, lil man had the 
everytime i pushed him higher on the swing. Next thing i know the wind picks up and this tree we standing under starts dropping sticks and lil acorns and shyt, something hit me on the shoulder but i brushed it off..like 10 mins later i take my nephew off the swing and am walking towards the car with him in my hands..Lil man gone look at me like 
, so i let the lil nikka down and say what?Nephew:
spider.Me: where?
nephew:
die uncle benjy, die. (starts running away like
Me: (start chasing the lil nikka)
QUIT RUNNING BOY (i see two fat 280 pound pawgs to the left sitting on a bench staring at us like 
)Next thing i know i feel a sharp pain in my left shoulder, my nephew looks back and sees me fall to the ground, walks over to me and stands over me, staring down at me like
Me:
GET SOME HELP LIL NIKKA IM DYING Nephew: (points at my crouch) EWWWW
(starts running over to phat white women sitting on bench, he grabs one of the fat hoes by the hand and leads her over to me)Obese pawg:
sir are you ok? (her fat friend walks up and they start whispering to each other: "Girl look at that dikk")ME:
mam PLEASE CALL 911 IM DYING.Obese pawg 2:
sir, why is your dikk on hard? there are children here.Me: bytch IM DYING fukk DA dikk CALL 911
Obese pawg 1: (both pawgs walk 5 feet off and start talking) help me drag this nikka to the park bathroom, im finna ride dat shyt
obese pawg 2: Kim, thats rape, we cant do that
obese pawg 1: (lifts up stomach rolls and a pistol falls out, picks gun up and cocks it) BYTCH U GONE HELP OR DIE.
obese pawg 2:
ok GIRL..CHILL. i will help you.Me: (STARES up and sees my nephew staring down at me like
