Breh, you ever go out of your way to measure your dikk?

[Brandsdale]

long story short, one day a while back, years even, a nikka was mad curious so I deliberately hopped on xvideos.com and watched a quick flick to get it up and as soon as this shyt was rock solid I grabbed the closest ruler and measured this shyt and was

Weird thing is all my nikkas were like "who the fukk does that shyt" except for my other dude who dapped me and said "nikka you not alone"

In a nutshell, knowing your dikk is knowing yourself

What do y'all think? and post if you done this shyt before

 

[Ooh Marty]

It is so wrong for u to have mlk in ya avi

 

[M617]

I do. I measure compared to a dollar bill though. Im currently jelqing and the bill gives the best estimate on the real length of your jank.

 

[Brandsdale]

I do. I measure compared to a dollar bill though. Im currently jelqing and the bill gives the best estimate on the real length of your jank.

true. Easiest way I guess

 

[mr_metoo]

When I was a junior in High school I was fukking a bytch that said she wanted to know how long my dikk was. We went 3 days w/o fukking then she gave me a blowjob, as I was about to bust she broke out the ruler

Ain't measured since.

 

[Brandsdale]

It is so wrong for u to have mlk in ya avi

lool only reason that's my avi is cause MLK looking like he posing for a mixtape cover. nikka OD'n in swag breh

 

[M617]

When I was a junior in High school I was fukking a bytch that said she wanted to know how long my dikk was. We went 3 days w/o fukking then she gave me a blowjob, as I was about to bust she broke out the ruler

Ain't measured since.

Unless your 7+ its a bad idea to let a chick know your dikk size

 

[Ohene]

yes

 

[mr_metoo]

Unless your 7+ its a bad idea to let a chick know your dikk size

I wouldn't know

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[R.O. Double]

I ain't measure since i was a teenager. I'm confident in my weapon and know how to use it so it's no need to compare becuz I'm still gonna slay shyt.

Altho sometimes i look down and be like, "that's nice".
Other times i be like

 

[Tug life]

when i was young i tried that toilet paper roll thing, basically its to measure width if you cannot fit thru your good

 

[315]

Thought every nikka did this

 

[Demon]

It is so wrong for u to have mlk in ya avi

Why though? Dude was a great man, but a known p*ssy hound.

 

[Demon]

Thought every nikka did this

Word.

Every dude measures their dikk, at multiple points in their life