I got out the shower, began chillin on the couch playin videogames. After about 4 hrs...I look at my ankle and foot, and the shyt looks dead. It looks like a dead man's leg and foot, I'm ashy as fukk. I was so ashy I was itchy. You ever been so ashy you were itchy? It doesnt help its like 80 degrees in my crib and 10 degrees outside. So the heat aint soakin in at this point its just scorching the surface.
Anyway, I get the lotion I begin applying it on my extremities which are at this point devoid of moisture (n/h). Im getting all I can, and once again no homo my ass is ashy as fukk too, but when my hands instinctively went to rub lotion on a dry part of my body (my ass n/h) something kicked on and I was like "
,
,
you dont put lotion on your ass"
Now I;m tryin to think rationally...my ashiness was on level 10 for example my dark colored boxers had a little dust on them and I got to thinking ive never knowingly rubbed lotion on my ass before, then again its never been this bad.
Ive never been taught or told to do it nor have I been told not to do it. Of course moms and pops taught me how to apply lotion and such when I was little but they never instilled in me "rub some on your butt". I think of hoes in the videos rubbin oils and lotions on their asses before they get their back blown out.
It's like puttin on chapstick as a man, there's not really a straight way to do it. Its just a wild homo action. Is this something we do and just dont talk about, or were my instincts correct when they were like "the fukk you doin man?"
Anyway, I get the lotion I begin applying it on my extremities which are at this point devoid of moisture (n/h). Im getting all I can, and once again no homo my ass is ashy as fukk too, but when my hands instinctively went to rub lotion on a dry part of my body (my ass n/h) something kicked on and I was like "
,, you dont put lotion on your ass"Now I;m tryin to think rationally...my ashiness was on level 10 for example my dark colored boxers had a little dust on them and I got to thinking ive never knowingly rubbed lotion on my ass before, then again its never been this bad.
Ive never been taught or told to do it nor have I been told not to do it. Of course moms and pops taught me how to apply lotion and such when I was little but they never instilled in me "rub some on your butt". I think of hoes in the videos rubbin oils and lotions on their asses before they get their back blown out.
It's like puttin on chapstick as a man, there's not really a straight way to do it. Its just a wild homo action. Is this something we do and just dont talk about, or were my instincts correct when they were like "the fukk you doin man?
"
. #BrokenikkaFederation
no homo.
