Brehs, Does Ya Girl Know You Used to Run the Courts?

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Well does she???? :dahell:
Cuz if not it may be time to remind her :youngsabo:



This was a couple weeks back, but I went to my Fiance's cousin HS basketball game. Brought back old memories. When halftime hits, I did what every oldhead does, I went down to the court, hit a few shots, dribbled around a bit, greeted some folk.


When I saw the teams coming back I decided to leave them kids with an impression and threw a self-alley off the board and tomahawked it. No biggie just me having fun :yeshrug:



When I get back to where we sitting, her whole extended family looking at me like :dwillhuh:. Even her cousin lil highschool friends asking each other if I was in the NBA. One of them said I was :gucci:.



My girl is like "I didn't know you were so good at basketball? :ohhh:"

I said of course :martin:

All I did was hit a few threes and dunk it. But to those ppl, I was a basketball gawd :lawd:.

Fellas, your girl may think you :flabbynsick: just cuz u sit behind a screen all day and you pull your hamstring during sex. But the next time you got the opportunity, remind her you still who u used to be and blessings will come your way:lawd:.





I just hope lil cuz can eat off of the plate I served up for him :ehh:
 

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Well does she????
Cuz if not it may be time to remind her
This was a couple weeks back, but I went to my Fiance's cousin HS basketball game. Brought back old memories. When halftime hits, I did what every oldhead does, I went down to the court, hit a few shots, dribbled around a bit, greeted some folk.
When I saw the teams coming back I decided to leave them kids with an impression and threw a self-alley off the board and tomahawked it. No biggie just me having fun
When I get back to where we sitting, her whole extended family looking at me like . Even her cousin lil highschool friends asking each other if I was in the NBA. One of them said I was .
My girl is like "I didn't know you were so good at basketball? "
I said of course
All I did was hit a few threes and dunk it. But to those ppl, I was a basketball gawd .
Fellas, your girl may think you just cuz u sit behind a screen all day and you pull your hamstring during sex. But the next time you got the opportunity, remind her you still who u used to be and blessings will come your way.
I just hope lil cuz can eat off of the plate I served up for him
I was a third stringer. :shaq2:

Not only was I bad back then, I still am today. Sub 5% field goal shooting percentage. :camby: Doesn't matter whether I tuck my elbows in or not. I have no radar. :trash:
 

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I was a third stringer. :shaq2:

Not only was I bad back then, I still am today. Sub 5% field goal shooting percentage. :camby: Doesn't matter whether I tuck my elbows in or not. I have no radar. :trash:

She aint gotta know all that breh. Just hit a couple 3s and she'll be like :noah:

women love that ish :wow:
 
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