Brehs, ever be at a girl crib and try to pee real hard to make it seem like yo thang big?

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Another thing I used to do was when I put a small amount of gas in my car, I'd barely squeeze the pump so it seem like I'm getting a lot of gas so ppl wouldn't see me pumping gas for 30 seconds and hopping back in the whip like "he put 2 on 10"

Bruh, don't you live in Decatur? Who is being judgemental there? Decatur ain't no Winnetka.

 

[MoveForward]

This is embarrassingly hilarious because I still do it and it works lol. Chick told me it sounded like I was pouring a bucket of water in her toilet and then she was like, “ , let me see that dikk.”

 

[Satsui no Hadou]

I’m gonna try that next time I got a urine test

Too bad they take you far from Harlem to do it and you got some old, fat male tech watching you

 

[Afrodroid]

A dikk’s Sporting Goods ad just popped up.

Have dikk related stuff popping up in your browser, brehs

Thank God i use Harlem adblock backed by Harlem firewall on all devices

 

[Alvin]

Can't believe i used to be on stupid shyt like that

Another thing I used to do was when I put a small amount of gas in my car, I'd barely squeeze the pump so it seem like I'm getting a lot of gas so ppl wouldn't see me pumping gas for 30 seconds and hopping back in the whip like "he put 2 on 10"

shyt like this reminds of the golden years of the coli

 

[Stir Fry]