Brehs have you ever "almost" got hoodwinked by a treh?

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.

Thats on you breh.

You really trying to pick up random hookers off the street? And in Baltimore? You engaged in some straight gay shyt bro. No "hoodwinking" involved in that one.

 

[Brehcepticon]

When I worked in the after hours club I saw the same trannies come out every week and snag a different victim

I seen a cac reaching under the dress of another cac in a dress
I seen dudes who come to the club straight get drunk and come out as they real gay self
I seen the toughest guy from my hood. a brolic dread nikkaz chasing an Asian lady boy
I seen dudes leave out with them trannies every night they came solo...

they literally had to ban the trannies out the club. shyt was disturbing. imagine being @ work and seeing a dude in a dress and having to watch a man realize that it's a dude in a dress in real time as he tries to grab the p*ssy... then seeing the look on his face when he don't hit the slit but then also seeing him still round the "girl" like

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

LOT of niqqas getting exposed...

 

[DuncanWebayama]

Why are you involving yourself with something that has nothing to do with you and happened many months ago ?
I swear there's so many fakkits like you who crave male attention on some bytch nikka shyt, take your homo ass to bed fakkit

I was severely drunk last night breh I don't even remember typing that

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Back in like 2001/2002, me and my boy were huge music heads and would catch the bus all around the city to hit up different malls to find some hoes, buy clothes and and some CDs. That was our routine.


So one day we're walking through Sam Goody's, just thumbing through CD's in the rap section, I'm stuck in a daze staring at the Mercedez (No Limit) cover until my guy starts waving and signaling for my attention. I look up and he's darting his eyes to tell me to look to my right. That's when I see this chick that looked like K. D. 'Aubert from Friday After Next', I mean spot on doppleganger.

I was on stuck just trying to get a good glimpse without looking creepy, but she still catches me looking and smiles as if to let me know she 's open to be approached.

I looked back at my boy , and he whispering "aye fool, go get that shyt bruh, da fukk you waitin on"


So once I collect myself and shake that shyt off I go over to talk to her and introduce myself and then she responds with a voice that's kind of deep "My name is Erica"

So now I'm caught off guard but trying to look unphased as not to offend the treh, then he/she says "yeah..." while nodding her head just to confirm my suspicions as she could probably read from my body language I sensed something was off.

I look backover at my boy, whose now in the country music section of all places just aimlessly thumbing through cases and looking out his peripheral with this stifled grin on his face.

I just stare at this nikka like and when he finally looks up to see my expression while the treh is standing their in front of me, he pulls his shirt over his mouth and dips off behind the apparell section, knowing damn well he's laughing his ass off.

at that point I really didnt know what to say to get me out of the situation so I just walked out the store altogether and waited for my dude to come out. bout 20 seconds laters he comes outta Sam Goodys eyes red and wiping tears off his face smirking and shyt. My nikka said I looked like somebody slapped my food outta my hand, like I was hurt.


and a way I was, Wasnt just the fact it was a treh, it was like a nikka finally was about to bag a certifiable dime and to have that shyt snatched away....
shyt was like catching a hook from Tyson in the middle of a wet dream. KD Aubert has always been my lifelong dream chick, So the one in amillion times I come across somebody that looked like her, it just had to be a treh.

fukked up, it aint fair brehs

 

[Devilinurear]

When I say almost I give most of yall the benefit of the doubt that yall would have dipped with the quickness or tried to throw hands with the treh after upon discovering.

For those of you that had encounters would you be open to sharing your stories with us? Providing a backstory & what was your reaction when you caught on that it was a treh

Lol never

 

[SATAN]

It's literally impossible to get fooled by a treh. Any dude who gets with a treh knew exactly what he was getting into.

Trust me, I know

 

[Brehcepticon]

Juelzing: The Thread

 

[BuckFilly]

Back in like 2001/2002, me and my boy were huge music heads and would catch the bus all around the city to hit up different malls to find some hoes, buy clothes and and some CDs. That was our routine.


So one day we're walking through Sam Goody's, just thumbing through CD's in the rap section, I'm stuck in a daze staring at the Mercedez (No Limit) cover until my guy starts waving and signaling for my attention. I look up and he's darting his eyes to tell me to look to my right. That's when I see this chick that looked like K. D. 'Aubert from Friday After Next', I mean spot on doppleganger.

I was on stuck just trying to get a good glimpse without looking creepy, but she still catches me looking and smiles as if to let me know she 's open to be approached.

I looked back at my boy , and he whispering "aye fool, go get that shyt bruh, da fukk you waitin on"


So once I collect myself and shake that shyt off I go over to talk to her and introduce myself and then she responds with a voice that's kind of deep "My name is Erica"

So now I'm caught off guard but trying to look unphased as not to offend the treh, then he/she says "yeah..." while nodding her head just to confirm my suspicions as she could probably read from my body language I sensed something was off.

I look backover at my boy, whose now in the country music section of all places just aimlessly thumbing through cases and looking out his peripheral with this stifled grin on his face.

I just stare at this nikka like and when he finally looks up to see my expression while the treh is standing their in front of me, he pulls his shirt over his mouth and dips off behind the apparell section, knowing damn well he's laughing his ass off.

at that point I really didnt know what to say to get me out of the situation so I just walked out the store altogether and waited for my dude to come out. bout 20 seconds laters he comes outta Sam Goodys eyes red and wiping tears off his face smirking and shyt. My nikka said I looked like somebody slapped my food outta my hand, like I was hurt.


and a way I was, Wasnt just the fact it was a treh, it was like a nikka finally was about to bag a certifiable dime and to have that shyt snatched away....
shyt was like catching a hook from Tyson in the middle of a wet dream. KD Aubert has always been my lifelong dream chick, So the one in amillion times I come across somebody that looked like her, it just had to be a treh.

fukked up, it aint fair brehs

 

[Mike18jj]

You can tell a treh from miles away

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've never seen an attractive tranny

 

[Sex Luthor]

When I was in 7th grade I started smoking weed and needed a connect for the summer. My boy said he knew somebody but they were kind of "different" and always beating nikkas up. Im like "for real?"

We pull up to the house and my boy said "just chill they coming out in a lil bit". All of a sudden I hear this loud ass voice saying "who the fukk you got with you boo?". I turned around and see this dark ass 6'2 250 lb dude in females clothes and long braids. They came around the corner and my boy said "this my people. He cool". I look in this nikka face and im thinking he/she looks real familiar.

I asked him/her what their name was. He/she said "bird. Why?".

I said "breh, is ol girl your mama?"

Bird: how you know my mama?

Me: thats my aunt nikka. Its me. Sex luthor

Bird: oh shyt whats good cousin?! What you doing smoking? Make me call mama luthor

Me: fukk all that? When you switched up on us?

Bird: when I first got that dikk

We both laugh. Cuz hooked me up on a half oz and we kicked it for a minute and went home. I guess i felt tricked bc this nikka wasn't a nikka anymore and most of our family didn't know at the time but they know now. Hes almost fully transitioned no surgery yet tho.

 

[LezJepzin]

No

But Im getting tired of the increase of Trehs on Hinge

 

[Another Man]