Brehs, hear me out

[Whore D'oeuvres]

You ever have a moment where you’re down bad, you got the booger wolf ready to go and you have a moment of clarity and a voice in your head says “come on breh… you can do better than this”?



Then you wake up the next day, look around the room and you’re glad you didn’t stick your dikk in a whammy?

Don’t press your luck brehs. Go with your gut.

Nope. I'd rather wake up next to a chupacabra and slither out the door with my meat smelling like the seafood counter at Winn-Dixie after a 72 hour power outage.

 

[MadScientist]

these are average women. I've fukked waaayyyy better......and waaaayyyyyy worse......

This is the only correct answer