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:francis: don't ever buy a ticket for a movie u know nothing about.

My cousin been wanting to catch this flick and no driving friends to give her a ride or hangout with today. So my auntie calls me up to give her daughter and her friend a ride to the cinema. I'm like cool sure I'm not busy at the moment. Fast forward we get to the mall/cinema, I don't really have shyt to do while they watch the flick, so I'm like fukk it I might as well watch it with them.

plus i'm not letting some random cac/c00n hit on my 17 year old cousin :mjgrin:

we buy the tickets and get to our seats. my cuz and her friend are chit chatting, im fukking around on my phone checking my email and looking up the metacritic and rottentomatoes, my dumb ass doesn't read any synopses/reviews I just look at the aggregate scores :snoop:. i'm like cool, it looks like a conscious black movie with good scores:ehh:.


a quarter into the movie, child chiron starts looking a little moist, im like "this boy looking a little flexible, i hope he's just a swagless lame not a future fakkit" :stopitslime: carry on, I don't see the harm in a little wrestling or asking for the definition of "fakkits".



Moving forward, teen chiron is a full on lame interacting with the other teens but i can forgive that.


later on he starts kissing up on his childhood wrestling buddy... :ohmy::gag::gag::gag:


I wanted to walk out right then and there but 3 white couples got up and walked right out before I could get up, they got booed by like 6 ppl in the theater. :merchant:


I told my cuz I was gonna go get myself some soda, i sped walked the fukk out a few minutes after that scene, left the cinema, hit the food court for dinner, took a seat, browsed the internet on my phone, and contemplated how my life will forever be tainted the display of flaming fakkitry i just witnessed until the movie finished :to::mjcry:

they really trying to emasculate us yall :scust:
 

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I watched a couple clips and the way him and the lightskinned nikka stared at each other and had awkward silences... I was like "This shyt must be fruity af... No wonder it's getting all the high praise and reviews"

I read up on it and ofcourse, its some more shyt about black men being gay...


So im not gonna even bother
 

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I've been trying to get people to watch The Retrieval. An amazing emotional movie but nobody has seen it

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