Brehs, I NEED YOUR ADVICE RIGHT NOW!!

[Da King]

I'm in this local coffee shop I frequent, I had to take a massive shyt, had me like

Ended up clogging up the toilet and there wasn't a plunger for me to take care of this mess

So I washed my hands and went to my table where my coffee was waiting for me, they know I was the last dude in the men's bathroom. I'm sweating right now


Should I fess up and tell them or just play it cool and plead ignorance IF I'm confronted. I just hope no guy uses the bathroom while I'm here

 

[BlvdBrawler]

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I dont know friend jee wiz. I guess you can apologize for clogging the toilet the next time you're in there, if they remember.

 

[cleanface coney]

lol smh walk the fukk out nikka

 

[marcuz]

just leave and hope they blame it on the next poor fukk who goes into the bathroom

 

[Da King]

Some cac just walked in the bathroom

And I'm like

 

[Chris.B]

I smell a messy situation

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Leave and dont comeback for at least one month.

 

[Da King]

Dude just walked out the bathroom looking like

The dude took the blame,

 

[Cory MBA]

 

[Da King]

The reason I couldn't ordered my drink "for here", would look too suspicious, but crisis averted, a cac took the fall

 

[beenz]

The reason I couldn't ordered my drink "for here", would look too suspicious, but crisis averted, a cac took the fall

how did that happen when they clearly saw you come out the toilet?

 

[Da King]

how did that happen when they clearly saw you come out the toilet?

I ordered the drink first then had to drop a deuce, when I came out my drink was waiting next to my stuff. Again, I'm a regular there so they knew my bag, if I pounded the coffee and dipped then if they go in the bathroom I'd get the blame

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Dude just walked out the bathroom looking like

The dude took the blame,

 

[HigherLiving]

can't believe a nikka made a thread talking bout his shyt.