Rigby.
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So I get back after a long day of being bored as shyt thru classes and I just want to play some 2K, right?
So I get on, there's a software update downloaded, nothing new with Sony and their shyt security, so I go to install it. 3 minutes later, these boys tell me to go change my password. At this point Im like
but its not like it aint something I aint had to do, usually it doesnt require much time. I go to sony's website to change it, and these fakkits tell me to go to my email address and check for the password reset they sent me 
At this point I already know how fukked I am cause
ass Yahoo locked my email out 3 months ago cause I got the shyt wrong 5 times and I have no fukking verification methods from this decade 
. Anyway the only things linked to it that matter is my Facebook, my gamestop rewards account (which has also gotten me fukked up this past summer)....and my god damn PSN account 
I contact PSN's customer care to see if I can bypass the email, but after 20 minutes of back and forth, I get hit with the summarization: Either have a card linked to your account (which no smart person would do with Sony's aformentioned garbage ass security
), have the serial number of your first console linked to the account (a malfunctioned PS3 currently stuffed in my closet which is like an hour away), or go remember your fukking email 
fukk SONY BRO, I DONE DEALT WITH THIS PSN ATROCITY FOR 7 fukkING YEARS, ALL THE WAY BACK TO PSN BEING RENDERED USELESS FOR AN ENTIRE GOD DAMN SUMMER, AND NOW EVERYTHING I'VE DONE ON THIS PROFILE AINT shyt
So I get on, there's a software update downloaded, nothing new with Sony and their shyt security, so I go to install it. 3 minutes later, these boys tell me to go change my password. At this point Im like
but its not like it aint something I aint had to do, usually it doesnt require much time. I go to sony's website to change it, and these fakkits tell me to go to my email address and check for the password reset they sent me At this point I already know how fukked I am cause
ass Yahoo locked my email out 3 months ago cause I got the shyt wrong 5 times and I have no fukking verification methods from this decade . Anyway the only things linked to it that matter is my Facebook, my gamestop rewards account (which has also gotten me fukked up this past summer)....and my god damn PSN account I contact PSN's customer care to see if I can bypass the email, but after 20 minutes of back and forth, I get hit with the summarization: Either have a card linked to your account (which no smart person would do with Sony's aformentioned garbage ass security
), have the serial number of your first console linked to the account (a malfunctioned PS3 currently stuffed in my closet which is like an hour away), or go remember your fukking email fukk SONY BRO, I DONE DEALT WITH THIS PSN ATROCITY FOR 7 fukkING YEARS, ALL THE WAY BACK TO PSN BEING RENDERED USELESS FOR AN ENTIRE GOD DAMN SUMMER, AND NOW EVERYTHING I'VE DONE ON THIS PROFILE AINT shyt
